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80's rules

Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Inés Sainz
Inés Sainz@InesSainzOf·
¡Dios Santo bendito! Lo de Leticia de la Hoz, la abogada de Koldo, es para morir de risa. @Albertoduranrh
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Forocoches
Forocoches@forocoches·
Mi empresa me da una plaza de garaje por trabajar con ellos y…Bandejas macdonals Un listo aparca cruzado ocupando MI plaza privada y la de mi jefe. ¿Mi respuesta? Bloquearlo con el Tesla y activar el Centinela. El pavo ha logrado escapar maniobrando por los pelos y encima me deja una nota indignado. Encima de okupa y torpe, se enfada. 🤡 forocoches.com/foro/showthrea…
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 MARCO RUBIO IS ALREADY OWNING THE PRESS ROOM 🔥 Reporter tries the classic “two questions” move. Rubio, without missing a beat: “They get 2 questions? You ask 2 questions, and I’ll give you 1 answer! And I’ll pick the one I like better.” LMAO — the Secretary of State is sliding into that press secretary role like a natural. Sharp, quick, and zero tolerance for nonsense.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 LMFAO! REPORTER: Many people want to know — what is your DJ name? MARCO RUBIO: "My DJ name?" "You're not READY for my DJ name." Marco is the best 😂😂🔥
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 LMAO! Marco Rubio realizing how good of a press secretary Karoline Leavitt is *Press starts YELLING* Marco: "This is CRAZY! No, you! No, no, no! I need a laser pointer!" 🤣
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 PRESS SECRETARY RUBIO: "This is CHAOS guys!" 🤣 "You in the black! Yes ma'am." "Not not you!" You don't have black on—you have BLUE on! I'm colorblind, but I know blue and black!" 😂
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🔥 AWESOME! Sec. Marco Rubio broke out into SPANISH when someone asked him a question in Spanish during the White House press briefing I think he accidentally signed himself up as Karoline Leavitt's translator 🤣
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Arco del Postigo
Arco del Postigo@ArcoDelPostigo·
Marketing sevillano
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Neural Derp
Neural Derp@NeuralDerp·
Happy Revenge of the Fifth! Pawn Star Wars - Boba Fett Tries to Pawn Han Solo in Carbonite | Part 1 Hope you enjoy the first part of my second rendition of Pawn Star Wars!
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Dexerto
Dexerto@Dexerto·
A man spent 4 years secretly making a Star Wars coffee table for his son-in-law “The wood is from an early 20th century headboard and each piece of the trench was painstakingly handcrafted … my jaw was on the floor when it was given to me” (via u/endeebee)
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ʎuuɐɟ 🗡️🌌
ʎuuɐɟ 🗡️🌌@KINGDOMSDUNK·
une musique de michael jackson sur du star wars mdrrrr je pense qu’on a passé un cap avec le biopic ça y est
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ふLady
ふLady@fredsladygodiva·
"Michael used to come see us a lot. He was a big big fan, especially of Freddie, and Freddie and Michael got on real real well. Michael was very impressed with our lighting rig, I remember. I can’t remember which tour it was. We had pods of lights that moved above the stage that had pilots in them. He said, 'I’m stealing that,' and sure enough on the 'Victory' tour they had something very similar. But Michael really was very fond of Freddie and sort’ve idolized him. Michael really felt he wanted to be a rock star." - Dr. Brian May #MichaelJackson #FreddieMercury
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 WATCH: President Trump visited small business exhibits at the White House prior to speaking, such as Martin’s Handmade Pretzels “I heard you like pretzels!” “I LOVE them — are you kidding me?! Are they salty? I love salt!” 🤣 🎥 @MargoMartin47
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𝕐o̴g̴@Yoda4ever·
He chose the dark side of the Force..🐈🐾😂 📹thebaksy
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La Derecha Diario
La Derecha Diario@laderechadiario·
🚨🇺🇸 | TIPAZO: Rick Harrison, el dueño de la casa de empeños de "El Precio de la Historia", participó de un evento de Trump en la Casa Blanca en apoyo a las pequeñas empresas del país. "Trump es increíble, hizo mucho por nosotros. Las pequeñas empresas son la columna vertebral del país. El último presidente dijo que éramos los malos y no pagamos lo suficiente... Sé mucho de la Casa Blanca, y seguramente será el mejor de todos los tiempos".
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El Periódico de España
El Periódico de España@ElPeriodico_Esp·
🚨🐕 El bonito gesto de la Guardia Civil en el rescate a un senderista y a su perro en Alicante: cargan en hombros al animal porque estaba exhausto
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Adrián Rosales
Adrián Rosales@actoradrianrdc·
No olvidemos que Brandley Cooper hizo un anuncio en español y para España de Amena en 1998. No es que se le parezca, es él de verdad.
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Meredith Gay 🛋️✨
Discutir en español suena tan hermoso. En inglés podrías meterle los miles de “fucks” a la oración, y jamás será un insulto digno.
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Mazz Media
Mazz Media@georgescu_1980·
The end of world order as we know it.
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