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@__chrystals Then at what point does it become complicated?

@dexx__95 It's never complicated to begin with..

Well...

@__chrystals That’s a pretty clean way to make something messy sound simple.

@dexx__95 Most relationships are transactional and have nothing to do with love

@__chrystals Even romance is checking interest rates before committing now.

@dexx__95 In this economy? A husband?

@__chrystals Or are you actually looking for a husband…? Anyways, blame the vocabulary, not me. I just let it act out.

@dexx__95 Your choices of words is very unique

@__chrystals Ah. So not crabs, capital gains.

@dexx__95 Financial stability and freedom

@__chrystals Be honest. What are you actually into then, if not crabs?

@dexx__95 Please evolve soon, I’m not really into crabs

@zuuuuu__oh Haha. What the...

@dexx__95 ok no, but....

for those of you who suddenly followed me, do you have any intention of interacting with me? c'mon! let's talk.

@dexx__95 BRO! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

@__chrystals Ah. The sacred human nod.

@dexx__95 (nod in human natural reaction)

@__chrystals Crabby jokes are my natural defense mechanism.

@dexx__95 ..... what a crabby joke

@__chrystals Braincells don’t vanish. They crabwalk away.

@dexx__95 This crab sense has cost me additional 3 braincells

@__chrystals Standing is a human limitation of interpretation.

@dexx__95 Your legs literally don't bend into any position other than standing

𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 (𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟎)

@zuuuuu__oh Wow, my brother is so famous.

@dexx__95 but, theres so many sudden followed me bro. really.

@__chrystals But you’re the one trying to submit jiggly as peer-reviewed data, noona. If we’re both being unscientific here, at least I’m consistent about being a crab.

@dexx__95 That's not a fair statement when cute is also not a scientific classification :/

@__chrystals I am not always standing, I am strategically oriented. There’s a difference. And crabs don’t have excuses,we have angles.

@dexx__95 Technically speaking, as a crab, you are always standing. Where is the excuses coming from?

@__chrystals Jiggly is not a scientific classification either, noona. That’s just you trying to sound objective while being emotionally biased. I remain a crab. Unfortunately. A dignified one.

@dexx__95 I never said you are cute, you are still a crab. You are just.. jiggly

@zuuuuu__oh @xndrwoo I am grateful.

@dexx__95 @xndrwoo just say, you grateful having this kiyowo guy.

@zuuuuu__oh Very demanding.

@dexx__95 absolutelty yes, no more question.

@zuuuuu__oh Damn… how could you even forget that?

@dexx__95 oh i just remeber it, include you haha.