Dylan aka Slim Nowitzki

Personal best moments of #MagicConChicago 🧵1/? - going 2-1 in Mystery Booster team trios w/ the (cardboard) love of my life, UB Mill - watching @ghirapurigears , @BWheelerMTG , and @ChrisKMooney successfully fit all the glory of S&WLM into a 1 hour live recording

@jfwong Brother what? lol

America is Back?

Actively looking for Yorion 420/500. If you retweet for visibility I'll love you forever. $400 is my initial offer. #mtg #yorion #skynomad #serialized #magic #magicthegathering #MUL #420 #justinemaraanderson

@VoxyTwitch @jzahler Will never forget MC Chicago and getting to chat with the #1 dudes from @thejanklord 🤝

Happy Holidays! It’s a Twitter giveaway! 🎄✨ I’m giving away this collector box of Dr Who! To enter: 🔴 Like & Repost 🔴 Comment your favorite MTG memory 🔴 Tag someone who you appreciate I’ll randomly choose someone a week from today! Courtesy of @jzahler! 💙

MALÖÖÖÖÖRT!!!! HELP ME SHOW THE PEOPLE AT #MagicConChicago THE POWER OF YOUR ELIXER AND MY LIFE IS YOOOUUURRSSS!!! @JeppsonsMalort

honestly not a day goes by without me thinking of this image

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

"I gotta save dah Tojo clan momma"

Alright THIS might get me to move to where the skies are blue

I will never be a cocomelon parent you gone sit here n watch the wire season 4

At the casino, old guy on my left at the kiosk says “son, this is the only time in your life you’ll be able to parlay Mike Tyson with Lions to win the Super Bowl”. Wasn’t even sure how to respond, had me speechless, almost gave the guy a hug.

I’ve started using the term “cod zombies crew” to describe any group of exactly 4 people that have any sort of meaningful connection with eachother. Doesn’t matter where they’re from.

@OddIndeed @FallingKnifeBC @ImgRealismFdn @bardofeloquence @VorthosMike Wish I could be there 😔 Hope everyone has a rootin good time!

Reminder - Outlaws of Thunder Junction draft at 6 PM CST tomorrow @FallingKnifeBC. All proceeds go to @ImgRealismFdn. Pre-register for the event here - eventbrite.com/e/draft-knight…

HAPPY FOUNDATIONS PRERELEASE DAY !!! i will be giving one lucky follower a free bundle box from #MTGFoundations - to enter, please: ★ follow me ★ like this post ★ repost to share thank you so much @wizards_magic for the #gifted product #MTGAmbassador 🧚🏼‍♂️🧡💭

Competition! Win our new beautiful Unstable Lands panorama. Like & share to enter. Competition closes 26 Nov 22:00 GMT #MTG Unstable lands, stretched cotton canvas, framed in white and ready to hang, 95x34x5.5cm (37.5x13.5x2.25 inches). Limited to 50 only! is.gd/AvonUnstable