That one guy.

still can't get over that yuna hung up her magical sending staff for a mfing glock you go girl

@BlueJays Barger

ROSTER MOVES: 🔹 OF Yohendrick Piñango recalled from Triple-A and will be active tonight 🔹 RHP Yariel Rodríguez selected to the Major League roster and will be active tonight 🔹 INF/OF Addison Barger (right elbow inflammation) placed on the 10-day IL, retroactive to May 10 🔹 LHP Eric Lauer designated for assignment

I didn’t realise till yesterday that I have so many stretch marks on my thighs 😩 will they ever go away

@BlueJays Ground ball Guerrero at it again

@BlueJays Davis definitely needs a couple

Have you had your kaz-adilla today? 😋

@CMValrak @SpaceMarine Definitely reskinned Imperial Fists and their poop pot

Love that I am still finding Easter Eggs in @SpaceMarine, Ultramarine SOUP KITCHEN! 😂😂😂

@BlueJays Wrong blue uniform too

Been staring at this guy for 10 minutes and can't quite tell why he looks so familiar...

@NHL @CanadiensMTL @espn @Sportsnet @TVASports Refs protecting Bettmans Darlings

ANSWERED RIGHT BACK!! #StanleyCup Kirby Dach gives the @CanadiensMTL back the lead! 📺: @espn 2, @Sportsnet, & @TVASports

@CMValrak Hopefully there's a Fire Extinguisher Handy this time 😉

Ignore the table of junk, clearing it up as I go, shelves all decked out for rule of cool, now just installing a pole to have banners in the back when I do live stream Batreps Soon TM 😂

@Sportsnet Just like we all predicted

A solid start to the #StanleyCup Playoffs for these squads 💪

@Raptors Too watch 😂😂

BI TOO TOUGH 😮‍💨

@Raptors Keep Mamu on the bench 🤢🤢🤢

Y’ALL ARE BRINGING THE ENERGY AT RAPTORS TAILGATE 🔥

@Raptors Portland could never

stage is set.

Reddit mods out in the wild.

@BlueJays GET HOFFMAN OFF THIS FKING TEAM

SERIES WIN! #BlueJays50 FINAL: Blue Jays 4, Angels 2

@BlueJays HOLY SHIT HE DID IT

Brand new ballgame!

@BlueJays "Ground ball too short" Guerrero followed right after

Kilometres Straw has entered the chat

@BlueJays 100mil contract for Louis plz

EXHALE! #BlueJays50 FINAL: Blue Jays 9, Brewers 7

@BlueJays We're not even playing and someone's going on the IL

OFFICIAL: We’ve acquired INF Lenyn Sosa from the White Sox in exchange for Minor League OF Jordan Rich and a player to be named later or cash considerations. To make room, RHP Shane Bieber has been transferred to the 60-day IL.

@NHLJets 98

CRASH 👏 THE 👏 NET 👏