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@paytmitch i died

okay please leave him out of this

@sleeplessviolet thankfully it’s from a parody account

@repusnaketion @joesversion13 x.com/kubaswift/stat…

@joesversion13 i’m gonna go with yes because i haven’t seen a reliable source for it

that ai full picture of taylor’s poster was actually the first ai picture where i haven’t been able to tell right away and that’s lowkey scary

@sleeplessviolet this is how i found out 😂

@emtheworst my thoughts exactly!

interesting title after this week!!!

@mattberg33 @paytmitch i wish this wasn’t on twitter but it’s so we’re here coded so i had to share

This is your sign to start a hyperlocal magazine with your roommates

the spider who lives behind my bangs says I can’t hang out with you any more

levou menos de 1 dia pra eu fazer esse desenho, e tenho certeza que minha filha jamais irá esquecer tanto ele quanto esses nossos momentos desenhando juntos... tenho pena de vcs que jamais poderão sentir isso.

@paytmitch happy anniversary!!

@paytmitch how has it been a year????

happy anniversary ❤️ say it back

5 years since the pandemic started and boy am I normal

@feygenius it’s code for sex with mark s 😏

@archiegoose @lovemapotofu in episode two when it showed everyone individually getting into the elevator and going down to the severed floor the elevator dinged for everyone but helly, seemingly implying that her implant didnt switch on

@lovemapotofu people are so sure about Helly R being an outie, i have my doubts, i think she is an innie

That one theory about Helly R. [ Severance ]

@malecowgirl so good 😂 yay laser!!

gentlemen

@rubyinnes that’s MY giant bag of liquid cheese. nachos.

I am no longer injecting my son's blood. I've upgraded to something else: big bag of liquid cheese. Steps: 1. Take out all blood from body 2. Put the liquid cheese where the blood was 3. Be the cheese man Here's my bag of liquid cheese. Who wants it?

@sleeplessviolet i’d rather jokn the artists patreon for those perks, not put the money into spotify’s pockets, good grief they’re greedy

I promise you 🟦🌌 is good. Join us.

@iambobbyfoster @knicknacknelson also Rebek told Mark she had sores on her head from her bird, but perhaps they’re from the removal of her implant 👀

@iambobbyfoster @knicknacknelson there are theories that Ricken and his friends are so enthralled by these basic ideas because they are reintegrated. they act somewhat child like and their names are strange, Rebek could’ve been Rebek A and Ricken could be Rick N

anyone notice that the photo in the newspaper is just their employee photo from their desks photoshopped? #severance

@emtheworst enjoy it!!!! 💜 happiest birthday to uuuu

good birthday morning to me, it’s a great day to let all of you know i’m still not 30 yet and have a full year of my youth left!!!