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Salmon fresh from Alaska! #ncis

Not Roger’s giving Javert’s speech! #ncis

76 year old fashion designer Vera Wang shows off her body in revealing dress at the Met Gala.

Oklahoma is a girl’s name? #jeopardy

The Girl in Red Just Became Miss Vermont

@FrankBr05713205 Plus it takes too long to stop and order food. Especially back in the day when there weren’t any Fast Food restaurants at exits. There were home cooking restaurants that took forever to have a meal. Roadside tables and rest stops made for a quick stop.

When I was young and my parents took us on road trips, my mother would always pack sandwiches and snacks instead of stopping at restaurants to eat. They said it was too expensive to eat at restaurants and I though they were just being cheap. I just took my family on a short trip and we ate at restaurants. After paying those tabs I am now also coming to the conclusion that it is too expensive to eat a restaurants when traveling. I have become my parents and will be packing a food basket on our next trip!

@PintSizedFarmer “Oh, I say!” is going to be my new favorite phrase!

In today’s highbrow farm news, Mavis the farm collie has rolled in pig slurry and is now operating as a mobile biohazard. The smell is so appalling it makes your eyes water. I took her out to air off. She rolled in sheep poo. We met a couple of walkers and heard a very posh “Oh, I say!” as Mavis thundered past. We went to look for wildlife. Everything downwind knew we were coming before we even stepped in the woods. Mavis then found some fox poo. She's had a full hosepipe bath and still smells like a health and safety violation. The dreaded Fairy Liquid may be the only way forward.

@it_unprofession Same with the Pinewood Derby. Dads were supposed to help, but the level of engineering and design was always way beyond merely helping.

Fourth-grade science fairs are not for children. They are a shadow battleground for middle-class parents with unresolved academic trauma. My daughter needed to build a diorama of a coastal ecosystem. I told her to use an old shoebox and some construction paper like a normal kid. Then I saw what the other parents were posting in the class WhatsApp group. One dad had 3D-printed a working tide pool with an automated water pump. Another family imported actual sand from the Galapagos Islands. I panicked and drove to the craft store at 8 PM. I spent $85 on resin, miniature foliage, and a battery-operated lighthouse. I stayed up until 3 AM meticulously painting tiny seagulls while my daughter slept. She got a B minus because the teacher said her presentation lacked independent thought. The kid with the 3D-printed tide pool won first place. His dad is an aerospace engineer. Next year we are doing a baking soda volcano and accepting defeat.

And it’s a runaway! #jeopardy

Stephanie is coming on strong! #jeopardy

@zebison @OliLondonTV

@OliLondonTV She was hoping to avoid a temu look but ended up with and emu look

Simone Biles has said she will no longer attend red carpet events after spending $23,000 on a stylist team for one event. “I will be staying inside for the foreseeable future.”

@BertieRose39396 I hope she doesn’t make them use sprinkles!

I can't wait to see Molly Yeh's judging skills on display during the frozen dessert challenge on Ultimate Baking Championship!

Ultimate Baking Championship spoilers but Juan getting a lower score solely because he made his desert resemble the ACTUAL GLACIER HE VISITED instead of a stereotypical blue and white glacier is criminal The fact that they judged the color choice WHILE he was making it too

#blindguess #jeopardy The Natural

Kate is great! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #jeopardy

@MercuriusFilius Do they all get the same mpg? If not, you can’t solve it.

How would you answer this common Goldman Sachs interview question?

@lukeshand2 @JerseyGeneral34 😆

@JerseyGeneral34 Not yet. My relationship building is horrible but my learning targets are on the board they don’t see. 🤣

Update: Student who goes to the bathroom for 30 minutes or more keeps extending the time out of class. Yesterday, the student finally came to my class with 15 minutes left in a 90 minute block with no note. Student has now been written up 5 times

@taylorisland715 @BBTeamNorth Right! I thought they were going to share the food. He should have just refused. No one would fault him for that!

@BBTeamNorth Why did Jonathan eat it? It made no sense.

Making Jonathan eat shit for Ozzy to get fried chicken. This is my kind of television! #Survivor

Looked at the clock and predicted he was going to win because there was a lot of time left. #survivor50