Fancy Nancy 🥹🎀

this baby girl ain’t delusional. get your facts right!!!!😝

normalize just liking and reposting if you no get better thing to talk no be every time be “real”

wait, no be around 800k dem dey sell that phone? abi no be phone wey minimum wage earner go use like 11 months save for? una dey inside country wey poor, dey try downplay people win cos una feel say e "small"? chai

We dated for a year after I asked her out at Elegushi beach, and we planned our whole future together. We applied for the same master's degree in the UK, filling the forms with our fingers intertwined at a cybercafé with good WiFi. Same course, same university, same dream. But the embassy gave her a student visa and rejected mine. A visa officer who never even met me looked at my bank account and decided I was too poor and too Nigerian to return. They said I was a flight risk. She cried and offered to cancel her trip so we could try again next year, but I told her no. Asking her to wait was asking her to drown with me, and I could not let her lose her dream over my bad luck. Our last moment was at the airport food court. She was wearing a thick sweater for a cold she had never felt. We forced ourselves to eat a dry meat pie in silence. I kept giving her advice about buying a winter coat just to stop myself from begging her to stay. When her flight to London was called, she hugged me at the door and whispered that she loved me. I could not say it back because it felt like a promise we could no longer keep, so I just told her to walk inside and not look back. I went back to our empty table and watched her flight board. We did not cheat and we did not fight. A system that does not care about love just decided our story was over.

“corper faith”,”corper faith, success is pinching me”

the bitter ones are trying to use this to score points talmbout “they do it to prevent men from violating the body”, now let me educate yall. postmortem genitals stitching isn’t a gender specific thing actually, and it’s not something that is common at all, lets not make it sound like its something they usually do. the do it to prevent leakage of fluid from decomposition and residual body content so the body can remain in peak condition for the funeral, it’s just like how they block the orifices with cotton it’s not gender specific as it applies to men and women collectively, they seal the men anus and rectum and they seal the women’s anus and vagina. once again, its not something they USUALLY do.

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Mumu. Na so them Dey play basketball?

Around oo

Hiiiiii my mutuals😔

Why do men see “I haven’t eaten” as begging 🤦‍♀️

I’m perfect, I don’t have any red flag🙏.

He clearly doesn't want you. Why are you so slow?

He dey fvck before but no fit fvck again no go be our portion 🤲🏾

Three girls are bathing, when a man appears; One covers her bress, the second one covers her pr!vate part, and the third covers her face. Who among them is smart? 🤔

How can you knowingly get pregnant and married to T-Dollar?? Tobi Nation went live and asked T-Dollar if the girl he came in with was still around. Mind you, T-Dollar’s wife is pregnant.

Laughing with your mom is one of the best moments ever.

I just need 15 basic tops, 10 baggy jeans, 10 long skirts, 10 pairs of shoes, 5 bags, some jewelry, accessories and wigs. Very small request if you think about it

it’s really weird how 10 years from now it could be your own wedding or your kid’s birthday, but right now it’s just a rough day.