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you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life.

Everyone lies, but lying to me like I've got "mumu" written on my forehead is mad disrespectful.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man.

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me.

@Inno_Basil 😭😭😭

i miss touching boobs😭

@sijuagain you are slow

How tf does an ID expire? I’m the same nigga for life.

Some TV shows don't need another season. They just need to know when to stop.

@ihatethiskid i am HIM

People who are on Do Not Disturb 24/7 who the fuck do you think you are?

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

Hope say una greet pastor for me

@opeyemi2j come chop my meat

No sign of breakfast..

i dream as if i will live forever & i live as i will die today.

The confidence I have before opening an email disappears after reading the first line.

About three years ago, my uncle bought an abandoned house in a small town outside Columbus, Ohio for just under half its market value. Even the realtor looked surprised that someone actually wanted it. The lawn was waist-high. The windows were covered in dust. The front porch leaned just enough to make you question whether it would survive another winter. Every neighbor had the same reaction. "You're really buying that place?" One older man across the street shook his head and said, "Nobody stays there long." My uncle just smiled. "It's only a house," he replied. "Houses don't scare me." He planned to renovate it himself and either rent it out or sell it. He thought the biggest challenge would be replacing the roof. He couldn't have been more wrong.

@TheZenvyx twin

@dfwtee_ I'm a listener not a contributor

i can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything.

School never prepared me for how expensive adulting would be, I need a refund.

@JBTHEPLUG1 unexplainable feeling

Me and those friends held together by nothing but nostalgia.

@kushgramm worst feeling ever (to them)

manipulators b so mad when they not able to manipulate u 😂😂