Daniel Graham Parker

To be absolutely clear, it’s the best header in the history of world football. He’s jumped over the ball and headed it by his shins. Because he is a fucking god among men. He is Jesus Christ reborn. He is Dan Ballard and he wins headers.

No, thank you. Please fuck off.

Only someone who never watched Thierry Henry play football would ask this question.

@JohnBerry228156 Nutmag is excellent work 👏

@dgp202 Then nutmegs two players = A nutmag

Le Fee’s so fucking good man. Look at him go as soon as he passes inside to Xhaka. Starts it all off and suddenly he’s there at the byline setting up the winner. I love him to pieces. #SAFC

@Paul18sland Came on in that number 10 role but agree with you, played all over

@dgp202 When le fee came on where did he get put coz he was all over the pitch

@KyleDixon98 Ha very true

@dgp202 You’re forgetting the part where he’s nutmegged Newcastle’s best player and their cult hero! What a player 🔴⚪️

Still find it hilarious that @worflags fleeced the Mags for 30k for that tinpot Tifo & Eddie Howe banner. And all it’s done is given us an image of their emptying ground, as they got battered by us again, with our fans dancing above “Eddie Howe’s black and white army”🤣🤣🤣 #SAFC

@Charl_H79 @SunderlandAFC Love this.

OUR MANAGER @SunderlandAFC

IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

Joelinton is “pashunot” hahaha. Clip up when he shinned his first touch straight out of play. He is - and I’m not exaggerating here - one of the worst footballers in the country. Hope they keep loving him, mind. Hope he stays in their team forever.

Club Statement: Lutsharel Geertruida

Sunderland have had 15 different permanent managers and three successful Netflix series on their hardship since they last lost to Newcastle in the Premier League.

Where’s the team photo from the Mags? Why isn’t Bruno G celebrating all those corners they won?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA (pause) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Honestly I’m giving Alderete, Hume, Xhaka, Sadiki, Rigg, Talbi, Brobbey all minimum 9/10s. I cannot believe how well we recovered from going a goal down. Next game we should have Roefs, Le Fee, Reinildo, Ballard, Mukiele, Angulo, and more back. HA’WAYYYYYY #SAFC

That is one for the ages. It’s our funniest win of the 11 match unbeaten run. Never seen anything like it. I cannot breathe. I CANNOT BREATHE. Minus the O’Nien brain fart - which he recovered from in the second half - we absolutely battered them once again. BATTERED THEM. #SAFC

All the Mags should be hounding Beheddie Howe out. Couldn’t beat our Reserve side when we gave you a 1-0 head start and he kept bringing 50m players off the bench. And you still couldn’t beat us. So the Mags reverted to type and went racist. Same old Newcastle. PAHAHAHAHA #SAFC

RLB taken huge stick recently but that win is all on him. Absolutely brilliant management to take a team with 8 of our biggest players out injured - an entire back line - and beat the Saudi Mags again. And we’ve beaten them again. We’ve beaten them again. Again and again. #SAFC

Our back four and ‘keeper look shaky and nervous. Which is an awful combination. We need our starting back line back asap #SAFC