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This!

@KaiseratCB Living in a static caravan in the arse end of nowhere, watching Paedrew walk dogs or go riding doesn't seem like a plum assignment for close protection officers 🤔

Prince Andrew’s royal protection officers will be based out of a trailer in Sandringham celebitchy.com/968894/

@KaiseratCB I don't blame Diana and Kate for refusing to employ their husbands' old nannies. Who would want their kids turning out like Charles or William?

Will Nanny Maria Borrallo leave the Wales family in the next year? celebitchy.com/968934/

BREAKING: [YET ANOTHER MAGA PEDO] The CHIEF OF STAFF for a top Republican official in Alaska is indicted for sex trafficking children, and HOW he was caught is incredible. Craig Scott Valdez, 36, chief of staff to Republican Sen. George Rauscher and newly elected chair of the Anchorage Young Republicans, was arrested Friday on charges of sex trafficking a minor, producing and receiving child sexual abuse material, and coercion and enticement of a minor. Officials believe there may be at least 12 minors who were victims of his operation. This isn't a misunderstanding. This is a monster. According to court documents, Valdez allegedly lured a 15-year-old girl he'd groomed on Snapchat to his home to "sexually exploit her to celebrate his birthday." He had met her when she was just 13 or 14 years old. The FBI has identified at least 11 other potential victims. You know who stopped him that night? Not the Republican Party. Not a background check. Not any kind of vetting process. Her mother. A brave mom used a family tracking app to find her daughter at Valdez's home. She knocked — then walked in, punched Valdez in the face, and carried her barely-conscious child to safety. Valdez, apparently stunned that a mother's love hits harder than his sense of impunity, then FLED HIS OWN HOUSE when police arrived. Sen. Rauscher's office had nothing to say — firing Valdez only AFTER the charges became PUBLIC. The Anchorage Young Republicans had just elevated this man to state committee chair last month. MAGA loves to screech about "protecting the children" at school board meetings and drag shows. But when a predator is running their own offices and youth organizations? Crickets. Pink slips. No accountability.

@linda9293 @benjic_parody It's crazy 🤪 There was a legitimate bidding process, with Birmingham and Washington DC making the final shortlist.

@dgtwatter @benjic_parody Why on earth would Harry ‘plot’ to have Birmingham host the Games, knowing the way his wife is likely to be treated by the haters, trolls & racists?? Wouldn’t make sense🤷‍♀️

Haha Tom Bower's press tour for this book has NOT been going well. Every time he speaks, he sounds like he's sundowning. 🤣😂 He was on GBNews accusing Meghan of a "campaign of terrorism". He also claims that the UK's immigrant community believes the allegation of racism and feels sorry for Harry and Meghan, but much less for Meghan. 🤔It's like every ridiculous thing he says has to end with a dig at Meghan. I would love to know when he had time to poll the UK's young immigrant communities about their feelings toward Harry and Meghan. BTW the UK's young immigrant communities don't need Harry and Meghan to convince them that the UK is racist, they live in that reality every day. I also love that he thinks his book is going to be a problem for the Sussexes, because the last one was sooooo influential.......😂😂😂😂

@SussexHenryVIII @sussex_stan @tabbs78 Yep. There's even a clip of the Queen blanking them after they got back.

@dgtwatter @sussex_stan @tabbs78 The Plague Express?

If you want to know why GB News is crying this morning - it’s because the Sussexes spokesperson decided to really clock in today 😂

@Emmerdale2dae He's deffo going to end up in bed with Gobby

My favourite thing in #Emmerdale right now is - Ross Barton's humour. Oh my god he has such hilarious punch lines and jokes that land so well 👏🏻 calling Graham "the penguin" 😂😂 and then "lurch". And winding up Dawn, flirting with Gabby! Love Ross! Simply the best!

@sussex_stan @SussexHenryVIII @tabbs78 Remember that disastrous UK Royal plague train tour during COVID? The arrogant pair ignored requests to stay away from both the Scottish and Welsh devolved governments.

@SussexHenryVIII @tabbs78 This is the actual reason they’re so mad. W&K keep embarrassing themselves when it comes to international tours while H&M do a great job with their foundation and keep getting invited to more

The real d'Artagnan is a far more interesting figure than Dumas's version. Charles de Batz de Castelmore used his mother's more aristocratic name d'Artagnan rather than his own, since his father's family were recently ennobled merchants. He ran espionage operations for Cardinal Mazarin and was the man Louis XIV trusted to arrest the finance minister Nicolas Fouquet, one of the most politically delicate operations of the reign. The skeleton found at Maastricht was located where the altar used to stand, with musket ball fragments near the chest and a French coin alongside it, consistent with accounts of how he died. The DNA results are still pending, but the archaeologist who found him has been searching for 28 years.

@felicefan @ColeFusionHQ Brilliant 👏

@ColeFusionHQ @dgtwatter Andrew Eden. His full surname was Edenbrow but his mates shaved off his eyebrows as a drunken prank one night.

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

This was published by Tim Shipman on 14 February. It details how in the period up to 13 October, 2025 Labour officials became worried a motion would be put to parliament demanding the release of Morgan McSweeney's messages to Peter Mandelson. On October 20 McSweeney reported his mobile had been stolen.

@ColeFusionHQ 'Bagdad' - accidentally winged his father on a shooting weekend.

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@Jeffers__7 @RyanSoapKing25 Yay! Reece block incoming. Looking forward to some quality eps. @reece_dinsdale

Writers & Directors For #Emmerdale W/C 30th March 2026 Sunday 29th March 2026: Director: Ian Bevitt Writer: Bill Lyons Monday 30th March 2026: Writer: Chris Gill Director: Reece Dinsdale Wednesday 1st April 2026: Writer: Tony Hammond Director:Reece Dinsdale Thursday 2nd April 2026: Writer: Kirsty Halton Director:Reece Dinsdale Friday 3rd April 2026: Writer: Peter Kerry Director:Reece Dinsdale

@OldRoberts953 It's probably in the North Sea 🌊 keeping Rebekah Vardy's agent's 'lost' mobile company.

@KaiseratCB Well, whodathunk it... I wish one of the rota rats would grow a spine and break ranks. They'd be ostracised, of course, but could potentially bank enough bucks to retire on.

Sykes: The royal rota & palace have a ‘culture of cozy co-dependency’ celebitchy.com/968466/

@sevenbarrows @Gareth129Gareth Awful news. Condolences to all.

We have very sadly lost the battle to overcome Sir Gino’s ailment and he has had to be put to sleep at the veterinary hospital this morning. He has been fighting from severe deep-seated infections that he had overcome last year prior to his brilliant return in the Christmas Hurdle but this time it had spread too far although his fractured pelvis was healing well. He was not only brilliant but one of the nicest kindest horses you could ever wish to see and this leaves an awful hole in Seven Barrows this morning and a very sad day for Joe & Marie Donnelly. They have had some wonderful horses over the years and they both care so much for them so losing such a young star with his life in front of him is particularly cruel. Sir Gino was unbeaten in all his 7 starts including 3 Grade 1’s over hurdles and an amazing display in a Grade 2 Chase on his one and only start over fences. We would have to say that he was just at least as good as any of all the amazing horses we have been lucky enough to have trained. Unforgettable in every way.

@GroovyReflctns Some G&S for you youtu.be/uH4IuO55U9I?si…

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@Jeffers__7 A job offer for Tracy is a bit far-fetched, even coming from Nate's mum - she's been useless at everything she's done so far.

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