Deleke

If you start Amad you go Dey miss Mbeumo, if you start Mbeumo you go Dey miss Amad. Which kine thing be this😂

Mason Mount at Stamford Bridge. 🤫

i hate that mr barry sound mehn

@sextyboi @NigeriaStories two of una don fail walai

@b4seet @sextyboi @NigeriaStories 😭😂

BREAKING NEWS: JAMB to release UTME 2026 day 1 results today

Leny Yoro believed to have suffered an injury and has not travelled with #mufc squad to London. United set to be without four of their five centre backs at Chelsea.

@Meky_worldwide God in heaven will take you

One day Manchester United community will understand Ruben Amorim was doing us a favour. Long term success was thrown away for mediocrity once more. We are finally back to square one again. Rinse and repeat.

none of them good btw, plus the daft coach.

In all seriousness I hope people are realising how important Maguire is.

yoro nawa for you

Yoro man, words can’t explain how much I don’t rate you

carrick you no worry , season don almost end. you don try

@McFlybowy pity your mama this guy

I know he’s 6 assists behind Bruno, but he’s the most creative player in the league, in a way a Bruno can’t be. Because creativity isn’t just numbers alone, it’s type of chances you create. Bruno Fernandes is a volume creator. He plays early, he plays often, he forces situations. A lot of his creativity comes from repetition crosses, through balls, set-pieces, constant risk-taking. That’s why the assist numbers are always high. It’s pressure over time. But Rayan Cherki is a different kind of creator entirely. He creates chances that aren’t supposed to exist. It’s the weight of pass when there’s no angle. The disguised slip when defenders think the play is dead. The ability to draw three players in, freeze them, and then release the ball at the exact last second. That’s not volume creativity, that’s imagination-based creativity. Bruno sees passes early. Cherki sees them late….. when no one else can. And that’s the difference. Because when you defend Bruno, you’re preparing for patterns….runs in behind, early crosses, quick through balls When you defend Cherki, there is no pattern. He can stand still for two seconds and still break your entire shape with one touch. Also, Cherki’s creativity is tied to his 1v1 threat. That’s what makes it more dangerous. He doesn’t need movement around him to create he can generate the advantage himself. Beat a man, attract another, then create. Bruno depends more on structure, Cherki is the structure. So even if the stats say Bruno is ahead, the reality is… Bruno creates more chances. Cherki creates harder chances,Bruno relies on repetition, Cherki relies on invention And when you talk about pure creativity, that’s where Cherki sits in a space Bruno simply doesn’t operate in.

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

@SterlingDML @holardamolar 😂😭

@holardamolar Once you pick legacy , I’ll just assume i have won

2026 and you still want dey use X dey mark Player for fifa?😂😂 Up your game bro

@FabrizioRomano .

🚨 Marc Cucurella when asked what if Barcelona score: “It’s clear that if those situations arose, they’re difficult to recuse… …I’d have to consider it and talk to my family, I’m not thinking about that”. “If it happens, we will see what decision to make”, told Flashscore.

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Mainoo btw, he just dey

@olawale2_ that’s a red please

That’s a yellow and a pen.. that’s not a red

carrick can’t be our permanent manager, pls @ManUtd