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History favors the bold

@sofiatieger I just use the bag to funnel them directly into my mouth

Nobody told me THIS about chips

@Ducksonx Peep the dog in the bg

The ducks have webbed feet

These MFs used to swim through asphalt

I’m going to start posting healthy typeshit from now on 🥩 🍳

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Dating talk

@icygobrrr Confirmed 🤝

how 3 beers no breakfast feels on a pool day

Coffee debate

@brainlety rapping space

Join!!!

@OMGinaeth I’m gonna go ahead and steal this one 🤫

Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Don’t ever doubt yourself. If you do that’s fine too Just keep showing up And get 1% better each day Goodnight 🦆💤

@BaldKnower 12% of the time, it works every time

how to make women fall for you immediately: - call them sweetheart - tell them you can fix them - tip them 50% - overdrink - ask about their favorite shows on Bravo - disregard them completely

@skindie___ I post everything I can think of

I have to think about something to post but everything I’m thinking about can’t be posted

@AryanSugar Why are you driving a school bus?

Holy fricken rape

@PatsKam Can confirm 🤝

Texas has the best BBQ and you can’t convince me otherwise.

@Starcaster1 GM from the most liquidated nigga on X

Good morning from the hottest woman alive

@TheJoeySwoll pull up

Tommy’s energy is ExtraTerrestrial