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@RearAdBsBlog don’t go trying to play nice guy hero now, you have some absolute dog shit takes 99% of the time 🤡

“You mean you don’t know why Buffalo plays both anthems?!? Ugh. You must be the most brain-dead dumbest imbecile dipshit in the universe.” — Hockey Twitter response to an innocent question from a casual fan

Why do the Pens keep wearing these jerseys?

@Birdsfan1992 @StoolMintzy @DKSportsbook They don’t have to win the cup you clown, it says Eastern Conference Winner …

@StoolMintzy @DKSportsbook Extremely. Hell with freeze over before Canada wins the cup again.

NHL fans, Is this a dumb futures bet?!?! I just liked the +1300 price & wanted a rooting interest. #DKPartner @DKSportsbook

@chellgod Chellay and Frosty SMACKS

Can i please see some slips if you tailed

@multiviper @wvfunnyguy Someone with Darth Vader as their profile pic would absolutely say this. Stfu you’re clueless

@wvfunnyguy Don't offer to take someone out and pay for it with stipulations.

Psycho Alert 🚨 He’s still angry 😡

@wvfunnyguy Yeah this guy did absolutely nothing wrong. He dodged a bullet with that chick 100%

@BookitWithTrent Vernon Wells

on this sticky note there is a name of a very random retired baseball player. first person to guess who it is gets a $500 prizepicks lineup. no hints other than he’s retired. go⬇️

Hilarious: Cowboys star TE Jake Ferguson has recently made a TikTok account where he rates the sandwiches his fiancée, Haley Cavinder, makes for him. "For those who say that's where she belongs (The Kitchen). She'll kick your ass on the court." 😭😭😭

@Ninadrama Coming from the woman who’s in a relationship but acts like she’s singled and would give it to any UFC fighter… cause that makes sense…

Steiny for years you have been asking me to come on your pod. I’ve said no to you… so you asked Jon to ask me… I said Nah… you asked Arman’s team… I said nah. You are a terrible content creator. You don’t research your guests… you ride the coattails of Kyle, Bradley, Stevewilldoit, Bob Menery (actual talented content creators). Without attractive girls on your pod nobody would watch. You are an entitled kid with no interviewing skills and you’re bitter I said “no” to you so many times. Work on your craft and do better. Lastly there’s a difference between being in on the bit and being used for the bit - I’m not going to let someone use me for a bit for their own promo. But you wouldn’t know the difference because all you do is use people and expect them to be ok with it. Get fucked and stay out my DMs

Chiclets bump?

@chellgod Islanders in the Frosty and Chellay is a BAD look

@LoganPaul only think you beat is your wife’s pen15

I beat Tom Brady

One person cares more about what it did for the Country, and the other just cares about himself and getting a puck. Likely cause he’s from a selfish Country

Sidney Crosby was asked about wanting his Golden Goal puck back like Jack Hughes… and gave the most Crosby answer possible 👏🐐 (h/t @JoshYohe_PGH)

There’s no doubt Macklin Celebrini has been sensational, but let’s not forget just how dominant and special Sidney Crosby was at the same stage of his career. Through the first 136 games of their career: Sidney Crosby: 65 G — 128 A — 193 PTS Macklin Celebrini: 60 G — 98 A — 158 PTS Where will Celebrini rank among NHL players in 5 years?

@IainMacBets Winners win

Guy in front of me at the leafs game (~50 years old) is snap chatting 7 different girls and just caught a t-shirt during the t shirt toss and refused to give it to a kid.

@TaylorLewan77 Typically when people are the best they don’t have to say it and the actions speak for themselves. You clearly need some sort of weird reassurance though fella

People hate that we’re the best 🇺🇸

@citchmook You’re delusional. He’s not even on the same Tier as Connor. Missed an empty net for Team Canada and didn’t hustle to get the loose puck in OT. Connor would’ve completed both plays.

Nathan MacKinnon is better than Connor McDavid.

@SleeperNFL Everyone

Who is stopping this Jets offense? QB - Geno Smith RB - Breece Hall WR - Garrett Wilson WR - Adonai Mitchell TE - Mason Taylor

@turk2112 @TorontoStar You’re an overweight keyboard warrior who gives out terrible gambling picks lol maybe just keep quiet fella

@TorontoStar And also, he plays for the leafs, he knows the only thing he’s ever gonna win in his career is the gold medal. Unless he gets traded out out of Toronto.

Auston Matthews made his choice, seemingly putting the party and the president ahead of the playoffs trib.al/ZeEONEZ