The Dick Show

THE DICK SHOW Ep499! @svenstoffels calls in about Butch Killigan 3 and other things, Israel goes to war with Iran, Clawdbot vs. Boomers, advice on being gay, a wife folds laundry, baby sign language, Smiling Friends is over, the BAFTA N-word, & fat women. thedickshow.com/episode-499/

THE DICK SHOW Ep479! A fluffy Latina gets taken down by ICE, baby radio, P Diddy court drawings, the healing power of a fried foot, Israel takes a 10/7 VR experience to Christian colleges, Schizo Sean gets Aaron Imholte thrown in jail, and more! thedickshow.com/episode-479/

THE DICK SHOW Ep478! "Someone" poops on a couch, a man drives into a church, telling a woman “no”, Israel hatches a plan to take over all media, a man is messed with while on crack, Charlie Kirk’s hot sauce, a Muppet sex pest, a fat German woman & more! thedickshow.com/episode-478/

THE DICK SHOW Ep474!! The Stuntaverse, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner, entering the North Korea baby stage, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere. thedickshow.com/episode-474/

NEW DICK SHOW Ep473! Adam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, the Cracker Barrel has fallen, men’s idea of romance, and more this week on The Dick Show! thedickshow.com/episode-473/

THE DICK SHOW Ep471! Some classy AI funeral videos, the WNBA puts up a dildo net, @JBBNShow calls in about a woman’s death, @whoarethesepod is sued for $600,000 by Stuttering John, student loans, the war on weed never ends, ego death, & more! thedickshow.com/episode-471/

Johnny finds an INSANE Instagram account

THE DICK SHOW ep470 A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, Happy Gilmore 2, women’s many encounters with ghosts, & more! thedickshow.com/episode-470/

THE DICK SHOW Ep469! Stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital, the death of waiting rooms, fat women are hacked globally, eating gross things, advice on programming, and a fat woman breaks a Slip 'N Slide. thedickshow.com/episode-469/

THE DICK SHOW Ep465 A woman wrestles a semi truck, the No Kings/Diets protest, dadmaxxing, grandpamaxxing, a garage you can eat off of, sleep nagging, and Road Rage: Boston tickets on sale now! dick.show/episode-465

THE DICK SHOW Ep464 A fat woman throws a bicycle, LA erupts in violence and retardation, an AI company is Oops All Indians, a man falls in love with a robot, Maddox tries to cancel Road Rage: Boston, a man makes friends with a hot prostitute, and more! thedickshow.com/episode-464/

THE DICK SHOW Ep463! ROAD RAGE: BOSTON TICKETS live.dick.show A fat woman makes a run at the alt-right, free air conditioning for life, baby advice to ignore the haters, @Asmongold watches Dick Masterson clips, & more! thedickshow.com/episode-463/

THE DICK SHOW Ep462! Breastfeeding class, a woman forgets to activate a tornado siren, the purpose of AI, flutes & pants, a lady cop gets her gun taken away from her, a mortician writes in about solving murders, a fat woman gets stuck in a booth, and more! thedickshow.com/episode-462/

THE DICK SHOW Ep461! A shady blood lab, the Mexican Navy has a fashion show (for fat women), some homeless start a piss war with Johnny, self-deportation ads in Los Angeles, and a woman with a world famous FUPA takes on the haters... thedickshow.com/episode-461/

THE DICK SHOW ep460! Dick’s hearing blows out, Kanye releases a funny song, homelessness is solved with a new invention, Maddox wins the "Retard of the Month" award, Vito gets banned from Hackamania, and more! thedickshow.com/episode-460/

THE DICK SHOW Ep459! Dick’s deck is "finished", the speed of fat incompetence, @murrlogic calls in, ex-girlfriend advice for a young man who is about to make a big mistake, a 5/5 porno game, and Hackamania drama...woah! thedickshow.com/episode-459/

THE DICK SHOW Ep458! Jeff Bridges names Dick’s son, a gangster photoshops his knuckles, the Chinese attack luxury goods, the perfect amount of women, how to meet friends in the city after 30, & the WATP/TDS Live Show is coming on June 21st! thedickshow.com/episode-458/

THE DICK SHOW Ep457! Experts on experts, a medical obesity simulation suit, a woman breaks a tree, a working in a factory survey, advice to hit on a girl at work, Weight Watchers goes bankrupt, Starbucks goes on strike, and fake crazy people. thedickshow.com/episode-457/

THE DICK SHOW Ep456!!! Cooking with grease, a woman turns left in a large car, tariffs, Tinder for babies, a man is stabbed over a chair, a guy cheats on his girlfriend... or did he? Chinese Uber drivers, 3 fat women crash a car and more! thedickshow.com/episode-456/

THE DICK SHOW Ep453!! @EthanVanSciver calls in, Dick stubs his toe, St. Patrick's Day is ruined, deporting violent criminals via Mario Kart, a girl learns about gravity on the moon, another non-English trucking accident, and tasting impending diarrhea. thedickshow.com/episode-453/