Amelia Blue

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

Heading back over the Williamsburg Bridge at 7:12am

The power of these oven lights these days is absolutely embarrassing. You’re telling me that’s the best they can do in 2026? I’m trying to look at my chicken through a literal black hole . Something has to be done…

You can’t copy and paste deez nuts anymore

77 degrees . Bed Stuy is Rio. Bushwick is Marseilles. Ridgewood is Thessaloniki

This what Jewish people look like

Ripping the penjamin across state lines

o frio que diminui o pau é o mesmo que endurece o bico do peito

How Wharton MBAs feel when they find a family HVAC business with no website and the founder has no idea what Claude is

Best picture of 2026

Imagine being 5’11

The way I’m violently high behind the wheel

Imagine six black dudes in your ass

Only guy at the gym without a tripod #chineselifting

In those comfy aritzia chairs scouting the talent

shut your fat dick ass up

he asked whose pussy is this & i said well its opinions based

Dropping n bombs in Japan and I don’t mean Nagasaki