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@JesicaLSantos @ZachBowders @DiscussingFilm OJ and Robert Blake. Alec was manslaughter not murder.

Steve Martin did the opening monologue for SNL’s 50th anniversary special which included Martin Short being taken by ICE & an appearance from John Mulaney. “894 people have hosted SNL and it amazes me that only 2 of them have committed murder”

If you’ve seen Severance this week, join us over on the Prestige TV Podcast for copious luxury meats and even more copious (and even more luxurious?) takes: open.spotify.com/episode/7qhn1q…

@MattEdwards It's bc he is so damn pretty. Like hot damn!

Marcus Freeman making non-Notre Dame fans not despise Notre Dame is among the all-time achievements in sports history. I wanna high-five that dude so bad.

@StanChips Unless in the first sketch they were debating between what song to do, so they chose the name Domingo because it worked with Hot to go, but espresso worked better

SNL writers realizing HOTTOGO and Domingo have the same number letters must've been like splitting the atom #snl

@sakooo17 @elcajonpolice It looked like pedestrian vs vehicle when we walked by

@didonater @elcajonpolice What happened

S Magnolia Ave will be shut down for traffic in both directions from Lindell Ave to Renette Ave for an unknown duration. Please avoid the area and take and alternative route.

@CBS8 Good, it would have been irresponsible for her to put her thumb on the scale of a state political issue.

Harris won't say how she voted on California measure that would reverse criminal justice reforms. cbs8.com/article/news/p…

@Paiges_of_Art Who?

So like after she drained the other witches here, was Agatha planning to k*ll Sharon with her bare hands 😅

@jjfitzgeraldMD I tried to get life insurance while pregnant and companies flat out refused to write a new policy while I was pregnant. It was too much of a risk to them because you aren't guaranteed to survive childbirth.

Women have been collectively convinced that pregnancy is a health-neutral event and I am here to tell you that this is a tactic used to suppress freedom of informed choice.

@FBISanDiego Drop the warrant fam 🍿 these are my neighbors and I need the tea ☕️

UPDATE: All clear. twitter.com/FBISanDiego/st…

@bebe1969 In college I worked at a golf course, an art gallery, the mall selling shoes, and at a lab at my school, and guess what, not a single one of those jobs made it on my law clerk resumes, because they weren't relevant.

I worked at Jack in the Box when I was 16. I didn't put it on my resume and I doubt there's any record of it so many years later. What was your first job and did you eliminate it from your resume? Trump is clueless about real life.

@SecretaryPete I'm holding you to that one Pete! My baby was born on Oct 15th and she already loves trains

Children born today in America will not know an America without high-speed passenger rail—thanks to the investments we're making here in the 2020s.

@c0kahina DOOO IT! I got rear ended while sitting at a red light by someone who had just stolen a car from a pizza delivery guy and then quickly passed out while driving it. Without the front and rear dash cam footage my insurance claim would have been a nightmare.

That insurance fraud dash cam video is haunting me to the point where I’m about to order one for myself

@CowboysDubs Need to move south jersey and San Diego county into hardcore meteor territory

A map of who America is rooting for in the World Series:

@KarlTheFog If you could ask your friends to leave San Diego, that would be great. You had a good vacation but it's time to leave.

@hochalicious She is currently touring doing movie press right now so I'm not gonna hold my breath on this one, but her husband has been at all the Padres playoff games. She became a Padres fan by marrying a die hard born and raised Padres fan.

Gotta have Emma Stone throw out the first pitch tomorrow.

@RealMamaEagle I'm 38w pregnant and a Phillies fan living in San Diego. Watching Phillies and Padres is definitely going to send me into early labor

As a baseball fan, that was an absolute classic. As a Phillies or Mets fan, you’re looking for blood pressure medication.

@JayJurden I'm doing stay puft marshmallow man for the baby this year

If you have a fat baby and you don’t dress them up as moo deng or a pumpkin or an apple I’m calling cps

@EliotShorrParks But then we wouldn't have snow games 🥺

The Eagles need to build a dome. Eagles fans combined with a dome would be the toughest place to play in the NFL.

@leizenomis I'm in California and had to go to two hospitals yesterday for appointments for myself and my mom. $6/each to park there, and that was just the minimum amount you have to pay because I only went for an hour.

Went to bed and the Americans have caused confusion in the replies, so for context: I am talking about hospitals in the UK

Parking at hospitals