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@iPad_Latino this is my first time seeing “roots” used in this manner and it’s fascinating

The “hall pass” thing is so stupid oh ya it’s ok if my husband roots someone else as long as it’s a beautiful famous woman with more money than me. WRONG. If he roots someone else she better be busted as FUCK. And POOR.

i 🩷💜💛 bougainvillea

Claudio The Tamale Guy’s red cooler is on display at the Chicago History Museum. That is all.

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@SarahBurssty having done a dozen+ Chicago to east coast drives there were so many tickets happening on the turnpike (never me tho)

once again a population density ma- OHIO?

@vanillaopinions middle

the us state equivalent of this is even funnier. like why is springfield still the capital of illinois

i don’t think i am saving the environment with my little car. i do think i’m saving money on gas tho

i drive a rather beat up prius c and forget that this upsets a small demographic of pickup truck guys (someone “rolled coal” in front of me today)

or: 2 extremely vague tweets!

need to talk to a professional and do many drugs to process the feelings that some photos from 2007 have elicited from me

buying the cheapest possible tickets to go waste ICE’s time and purposely missing my flight, wokely

someone already tried to use one of my cards to spend 990 on fb marketplace, good morning!

@wallsallaround they started with Chile then added the other two later. and idk, bc they figured out how to print pesos and reals in addition to dollars

Alright I’ll bite, why is there a lollapalooza in Brazil?

@mj_a_w it’s where a mommy millennial and a daddy millennial told each other they loved each other very much

it is 2013, your okcupid profile says your favorite places to eat are the taqueria in the back of la internacional, ghareeb nawaz and the lunch counter at joong boo. you are very special

@JoannaNewSum41 the anti cimex kit is so legit

About to see Messi… I’ve matured a bit since last time

@BenNollWeather is this good

It's been the warmest start to March on record across the United States, in terms of high temperatures, with an average of 60 degrees. That's *7.6 degrees* above-average for March, month-to-date! March 2026 is tracking to become one of the most anomalously warm months on record for the country. Here's a list of statewide temperatures compared to average: California: +9.5˚F Arizona: +9.1˚F Nevada: +9.0˚F Kentucky: +8.9˚F West Virginia: +8.6˚F Tennessee: +8.6˚F Arkansas: +8.5˚F Ohio: +8.3˚F New Mexico: +7.7˚F Oklahoma: +7.6˚F Texas: +7.5˚F Indiana: +7.5˚F Colorado: +7.4˚F Wyoming: +7.2˚F Mississippi: +7.2˚F Utah: +7.2˚F North Carolina: +7.0˚F Missouri: +6.8˚F Virginia: +6.8˚F Pennsylvania: +6.7˚F Illinois: +6.4˚F Nebraska: +6.0˚F Oregon: +5.9˚F Alabama: +5.9˚F Idaho: +5.9˚F Kansas: +5.9˚F South Carolina: +5.8˚F Louisiana: +5.7˚F Georgia: +5.5˚F South Dakota: +5.5˚F Montana: +5.5˚F District of Columbia: +5.3˚F New York: +5.0˚F Iowa: +4.9˚F Vermont: +4.9˚F Maine: +4.8˚F Delaware: +4.6˚F Maryland: +4.6˚F New Hampshire: +4.6˚F Florida: +4.4˚F New Jersey: +3.8˚F Michigan: +3.7˚F Wisconsin: +3.7˚F Connecticut: +3.3˚F Massachusetts: +3.3˚F Washington: +3.2˚F North Dakota: +2.8˚F Minnesota: +2.3˚F Rhode Island: +1.9˚F

@OfficialBrohoss putting my head in a vice to fit into my favorite hats again

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"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.