regresa amor los askis

Ay no que coraje perpetrar el estereotipo del psicoterapeuta sexy :(

En los eventos literarios formales, las personas siempre se presentan con sus títulos nobiliarios, grados académicos, premios, revistas, publicaciones… Y luego estoy yo:

“Eres mexicano, ¿ysi en lugar de preocuparte por Israel te preocupas por el narco? 🤪”

“rape/abuse allegations ruin men’s careers”

"A un año del Axe Ceremonia nada ha cambiado, incluso creemos que ha empeorado con estas cláusulas de los festivales para deslindarse de responsabilidades."🥺 Diana, hermana de Miguel, fotoperiodista fallecido por negligencia.

Al despertar Clara Brugada una mañana, tras un sueño intranquilo, se encontró en su cama convertido en un ajolote

El problema no es si puedes pasar o no con armas a una zona arqueológica, sino por qué hay otra vez un vato con acceso a armas y un discurso de odio. Porque el güey trae una playera relacionada con Columbine y hoy es el aniversario. ¿por qué pasa esto?

Cardi B says Latinos wouldn’t be living comfortably in the U.S. if it hadn’t been for the sacrifices of African Americans and their fight for civil rights.

♦️ MIND-BLOWING! 🔺 After Iran took out that secret cloud-seeding & weather-modification center in the UAE… Everything flipped overnight. ▪️ Iraq and Iran suddenly get heavy rain every single week. Temperatures dropped a full 5°C — a massive shift. ▪️ Iran’s devastating drought is over. Floods have returned so strongly that the government had been planning to move the capital from Tehran because of water shortage. ▪️ That center wasn’t just research — it was designed to destroy agriculture and livestock in Iran and Iraq by triggering artificial drought and desertification. Anyone who doesn’t believe it, go search **Project HARP** and see how one project can completely change weather patterns. First real use? Vietnam — they triple

BREAKING: Gunman opens fire at the Pyramids of Teotihuacán in Mexico; multiple people are thought to have been shot. Several gunshots can be heard in the video.

sooo cool

NURSE CLAIRBORNE WAS CAUSING A PINK EYE OUTBREAK AT THE SCHOOL SO SHE COULD HARVEST THE PINK EYE CRUST TO USE IN HER PIES.

Eminem'in "The Monster" şarkısındaki Rihanna girişini yapan papağanlar, dünya genelinde viral oldu.

No mmen… Asaltan pizzería en Chimalhuacán, EDOMEX. La novedad? Tratan de llevarse a una joven, que no se deja. En este país de la 4T💩 no solo tus bienes están en peligro, los delincuentes pueden ir por ti como mercancía. Saben que quedarán impunes.

it’s bc the US government rebranded it from cannabis to sound more “mexican” during the reefer madness era. it’s racism

un país donde no puedes buscar trabajo porque te matan, no puedes rentar porque te secuestran, no puedes abrir un negocio porque te cobran piso, no puedes contestar llamadas porque te extorsionan, no puedes viajar en carretera porque te levantan, etc etc

shoutout to kids spilling reincarnation tea cause the veil is extra thin while they’re that young, gotta be one of my favorite genres

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page. It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection. Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do. Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades. The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water. It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left. The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero. When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

" Los de la primera fila pagan mucho pero no sé saben las canciones", esas cosas pasan por culpa de los productores, guardan las primeras filas para los "famositos" y no para los fans. Laura no tiene pelo en la lengua para decir verdades. Te amo Laura Pausini 🙏🫰

🚨Ciclistas que bloqueaban la Calzada de Tlalpan fueron replegados por trabajadoras sexuales. Los ciclistas reclamaban la falta de seguridad vial y las sexoservidoras la falta de trabajo por el bloqueo. La tensión creció tanto que tuvieron que retirarse.