DopamineAbuser

Never befriend someone who lacks school friends or friends outside college

@DrHomeostatic Acchaa ohkkk

@differential404 Ntg nthg! Just ese hi tweet Kiya h, reality 🙌

Golden rule of twitter: if you're using your real name and face here, never ever i repeat NEVER EVER interact with anonymous accounts hiding behind fake names and cartoon DPs. Thank me later :)

@gubgubitbindok Rebecca ma’am WOR, main toh nahi hoga abhi mujhse 😭😭

@differential404 kisse padh rahe biochem sir

Life is so boring lately that even biochem has started to feel interesting

@DRNIKU1 @hari92686 Ig it’s old data cause in guj it’s 21k since 2024

DA badhaga 50k tak pauch jayagi hamare yaha 👉👈

@peacehipeace @shrimansavage So done with this, b tech mai hota toh kabka nikal leta kahi

@differential404 @shrimansavage Pehla Gujarati against dekha hai 😂

Sher pala hai to kharcha to hoga hi

Will petrol prices come down if crude slips back to $70?

@narendramodi Haa toh chaiwale tune jo yeh 4 din mai petrol ka price 4 baar badhaya hai usse toh desh ka vikaas hua hai nai?😍😍

Massive hike in #petrol prices is a prime example of the failure of Congress-led UPA. This will put a burden of hundreds of crores on Guj.

BJP slightly changed the democracy’s idea: Of the neta, by the neta, for the neta!!

@G7_P7_A7_L0 Aise hi chalta raha toh andhbhakt uski tickets bhi afford nahi kar paayenge 😔

@differential404 Dhurandhar 3 mai pata lagega

Lekin yeh chaiwale ne toh price badha diya India mai, pakka masterstroke hoga 😍😍

⛽️ When you pay ₹107 for Petrol in MUMBAI, remember : 1. Crude oil cost: ~₹40 2. Refining & transport: ~₹8 3. Dealer: ~₹4 4. excise duty: ~₹20 5. State VAT: ~₹35 Total government cut is almost ₹55 per litre You pay ₹107. 1. Government fees ₹55. 2. Oil company gets ₹48. Every time you fill up ₹1,000 worth of petrol, ₹500+ goes to the government. Not the oil company. Plus, Govt mixes it with 20% ethanol.

Today’s toolkit from WhatsApp University 😭

Wake up. See Petrol touch new highs. See ₹ touch new lows. See AI eating jobs. See stock market go nowhere. See no accountability. Go back to sleep. Rinse and Repeat.

@Starrberryhobi They won’t most of these blind supporters are illiterate Better to move someplace better

@differential404 When will they realise there are bigger problems than just going around chanting Hindu Muslim

@Starrberryhobi Haa and Indian people deserves this

@differential404 Koi baat nahi , as that guy from that video said, “mandir chahiye, road nahi” or something, when we run out of things, magically everything will appear in temples

@Starrberryhobi Chaiwale se aur kya expect kar sakte hai 😍

@differential404 Modih Modih they chant as we run out of resources

@Starrberryhobi Not here I cringe out everytime a bhakt uses it

@differential404 Idk for what reason the word masterstroke makes me ijbol

For all the blind followers: International crude prices fell by almost 7 dollars (~670 INR). And for some reason, this government chose to hike fuel prices today!? Can’t wait for andhbhakts to justify this daylight robbery 🙏