june

dog bone gags are so cute

Gay for the money I’m a baggot

u think ur life's hard? there's someone out there doing drugs with their butt as we speak

somebody said mordecai & rigby would’ve loved 67 & their so right 😭😭😭😭😭😭

call me deodorant the way im tryin to get at those pits

(guy who was crazy before daylight savings) yeah it’s just daylight savings got to me man

gun to our head what are we

can i hate bomb you

sometimes you gotta just shoot someone idk

micro dosing doing the dishes. I just did one

trying to flush 414,000 kitkat bars down the toilet as the cops are surrounding my house

Im pregnant with so many ideas

I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING IN "APRIL FOOLS" BECAUSE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TELL A LIE EVER BUT I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE HAS FUN

u retweet one thing & everyone that never engage w yo shit start liking ts

you're so poop sorry Haha Just kidding happy april fools buddy you're more than poop you're the shit

how it feels to fucking Care

Imma jack off all trades and masturbate none

The last thing I tweet before I peacefully die of a gas leak

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

had a slightly awkward moment with a friend. to fix this i will execute myself by sunrise