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If there was an award for laziness, I would probably send someone to pick it up for me.

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@AnkoreGirl That's how Chelsea fans felt last season and the past couple of seasons.

It's like Kai harvertz is having arteta's sextape. If he sub Kai, it gonna be bloody. 🤣🤣🤣

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In a parallel universe, screaming people are released from cages at pigeon weddings.

Therapist: "Imagine someone sends you a list of reasons why they love you" Me: "Why would I want a blank sheet of paper?"

I'm so incredibly good at thinking through scenarios and conversations that will never happen.

I need an app like Shazam, but for people I've met before, whose name I can not remember.

Every time you order a drink with a little umbrella, somewhere a baby squirrel has to run home from school in the rain.

Facebook: lots of people you know but don't really like. Twitter: lots of people you like but don't really know.

Dentist: this is gonna sting a bit Me: ok go ahead D: I don’t think we should date any more

We are all unique until the moment we have to choose a username.

That moment when you eventually climb to the top of the ladder and realise all along you've been leaning against the wrong wall.

@donholley0 😂😂

Don't you hate it when you have to choose between sleep and some other basic needs like food or toilet.

Relationships are like shoes, it's not a fit if it hurt you.

Two of your fingers glued together and you'll forget all your other problems for at least 3 hours.

Before I used to think my life was lacking purpose until I met a good therapist who made me realise that without people like me, he won't be able to pay for his mortgage or drive a posh car.