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Fuck you @elonmusk have fun crossing swords with zuck. I'll be X'ing myself out shortly

How can I explain why Danielle Smith's "public delivery" through for-profit suppliers is not a good thing? Ok. Let's say a procedure costs $1,000. It's a nice round, easy to work with number. The procedure costs $1,000, which includes wages of doctors, nurses and other 1/15

@FlamesOrganist Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds?

@FlamesOrganist My Best Friends Girl by the Cars?

Seriously? It's completely done for kids and sponsors (both of whom LOVE it) + bonus points if the NHL gets a couple of viral moments out of it (*ahem* Sarah Nurse!!). Other than that, the only cringe is actual grown-ups getting mad and tweeting serious takes about it.

Remember how pissed everyone was about vuvuzelas? Yet this is totally fine.....

If you've never sang songs with friends the week of a funeral, you should probably get some therapy

@CgyNetwork Did he also try and find some way to blame this on @JyotiGondek and liberal snowflakes?

It's @BiketoWorkYYC day, and I know it's early in the season, but it's obvious calgary drivers have absolutely no idea how to deal with bikes on the road. Be safe out there, folks #bikeyyc

I’m not clout chasing or looking for likes. I just think we should start calling out rich people who think they can treat people like crap

...first you just have to get through a 7-minute crushing guitar solo in 5/4 time and ponder the meaning of poetically obtuse lyrics for a week

Amazon tried to sell me a log for $111 through SM ads today. Best part is... it's not actually wood

Something tells me isolation requirements might be followed a bit closer this wave. Any 1 with Crohn's or IBD can tell you that nothing makes you run home and avoid ppl faster than sh*tting yr pants. It's a lot tougher of a symptom to cover up than a runny nose.

@jkenney And a blessed day to you, Commander

22/ The clouds are breaking and the sun is starting to shine through. A stronger and more resilient Alberta awaits for all of us. God save the Queen, and may God bless Alberta.

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I was told by an old friend the other day that he finds it hard to follow Jesus' command to love his enemies (aka Me) because I challenged him on why he supports an occupation organized by self avowed white nationalist terrorists. So there's that (4)

You can't play darts at a pub (3)

All the complaining about masks, vaccines, isolation - but 2 years into an airborne, respiratory virus pandemic; what are the dumbest ways that covid has changed us? I'll start (1)