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@jurtice Check in with us when you grow up. Interested to see how this turns out.

When I was 10 years old I was certain I was going to marry Janeane Garofalo when I grew up

@jurtice 0 my dude. Let those natural pheromones do their thing.

How many sprays of cologne is too much?

@b0nerjams03 @jurtice If your nose can’t take one spray on the chest, that’s a dead giveaway that FIVE sprays all around your body is too much.

@nickhexum311 @Trustkill Turmoil and it’s not even close.

Choose one, Trustkill freshman and sophomore class

@BenKoller Musically? “Ticking Time and String” or “An Adventure of Silence and Purpose” by @envybandjpn Lyrically? I don’t usually pay attention to lyrics but the new track “Sidelines” from @phoebe_bridgers fucking ruined me the other day.

What’s the most emotional song you’ve ever heard?

@fire_toolz These were the days.

hi do u wanna hear a super spazzy chaotic proggy noisy ~mathcore~ band i used to play guitar for?? link below

@Mathcoreindex Dang I thought the world forgot about us. We were so dysfunctional it was insane. Fun times tho.

Lilu Dallas is goated MD shit, fuck with it

Our last West Coast show is tonight at @bottomofthehill with @RomanLionsBand and the mighty Jerome’s Dream. Would mean a lot if y’all came out. Tix: stubmatic.com/bottomofthehil…

Our 5th album, ‘Drift’, is now out everywhere on @epitaphrecords. We are so proud of this record and so excited to finally get to share it with you all in its entirety. Thank you for your patience and support! pbtt.ffm.to/drift

@BenKoller Shape of Despair - Return to the Void Sould-crushing Finnish melodic doom.

Favorite album of 2022 so far that I should listen to RIGHT NOW. GO!!! (not your band)

@BenKoller HATH - All That Was Promised Truly excellent death metal

🚐 Got some summer road shows coming up. Come through! 7/21 Santa Rosa 7/22 LA 7/24 San Jose

@bennypowell Cover flow. Loved it.

Remember on the iPod touch the music library when turned to landscape you would be able to flip through… I miss that feature

@JeremyXBolm For me it was @HopeConspiracy. Never been so happy to be so wrong.

What’s a band you wrote off and actively disliked then came back to older and wiser and realized you were dead wrong?

@griffinslinker Skip a seat when deciding which one to piss on?

The title of my new book on getting old: Nothing fills me with rage more than seeing other people have fun, loudly.

@kburr44 Years and years of just using “12th”, spelling out just looks incorrect.

Wait, you mean to tell me that “twelfth” is actually spelled like that?

At this point, Fifty is looking more like One Hundred Cents. #SuperBowl