Teddy 🧸 retweetledi
Teddy 🧸
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Teddy 🧸 retweetledi
Going to Arby's in Miami so my big beef n cheddar will be made of Calvicular bbl meat
Dissident Wire@DissidentWire
Dr. Miami says he and Clavicular have discussed the possibility of a Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) procedure to further enhance his physique. Follow: @DissidentWire
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Teddy 🧸 retweetledi
@cheyeyeyeyey No because dating Slenderman after meeting his school shooter kids and him CHEATING ON ME with his ex-wife and breaking my mansion window?
I would also live the rest of my life in quiet isolation like Carrie. She did hate herself enough at the end
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Where the fuck was DOGE to slap Trump's hand away from the nuclear strikes in March? $380B stupid pigheaded decision
Jo@JoJoFromJerz
How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?
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@reallyenvious_ @NikkiHaley Fake news! Trump is so skinny and the best businessman and definitely didn't fuck us all in the ass just to double gas prices across the country and to pay Iran $324B, more than the $7B we earned from the beautiful tariffs!
Also Biden!!!!!!!!!
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A deal with Iran must:
- Eliminate every path to a nuclear weapon
- Open the Strait without tolls
- End support for terrorist proxies
- Provide no sanctions relief, or unfrozen cash, unless those conditions are met and held.
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They have to know that the US has to restore access to oil ASAP at any cost
WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧@WarMonitor3
JD Vance has confirmed Iran may have access up to 300 billion dollar reconstruction budget funded by the Gulf States if they honour their side of the deal.
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@ArchiveLeafy And you know Opal is the landlord of both houses and rent is crazy
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I was so obsessed with this town for 2 seconds before I noticed it’s only 2 regular houses there
josie ⚢@bbeegirIs
anyone got that one pokemon town they wish was real so they could live there…for me it’s ballonlea town
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If it's just adding the Raichus, I'm gonna hurl
Serebii.net@SerebiiNet
Serebii Update: Pokémon Champions is to undergo maintenance on June 17th 2026 from 02:00 UTC through 06:00 UTC serebii.net
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And then to cap it all off the series finale was Miranda scrubbing turds off her apartment floor on Thanksgiving and MPK had the nerve to say it was their vision all along.
Truly a symbol of the worst reboot of all time and how older generations really see LGBTQIA people
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The nb sex in question was alcoholic Miranda getting pussy fisted by Che in Carrie's kitchen while she was supposed to be helping take care of Carrie during her recovery from hip surgery.
Like if we had edgelord smart pan Miranda that would have been something, but we got nana
yasmin ⚧︎@yyasminhoca
AND NOW YOU’RE SUDDENLY HAVING NONBINARY SEX
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@crawleydavide You idiot, Trump is the traitor. He spent $80B on this stupid war then another $324B to double gas prices
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Iran has a chance to fuck over Trump in the funniest way
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Pakistan announces a U.S.-Iran peace deal has been reached, with official signing set for June 19 in Switzerland.
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@lesbian_fleabag You all keep ironically giving props to AJLT and MPK will keep making slop
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charlotte telling miranda she's not progressive enough to have nonbinary sex whilst carrie highkey disassociates. i've seen enough. academy award
yasmin ⚧︎@yyasminhoca
AND NOW YOU’RE SUDDENLY HAVING NONBINARY SEX
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7/11 Truther@DaveMcNamee3000
9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born
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