mr. mystery of life

had a dream that zohran mamdani held a press conference to formally come out as an old school la dispute fan

@zingingcutie22 can we plan a witch house trip to new york to visit the ol' paulster

You can literally do this. Obviously it’s easier (and more normal) via text rather than literally calling. In fact just yesterday I sent this to an old roommate who I haven’t seen in 7 years

I DON’T BELIEVE OUR CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED TO ONE ANOTHER. I AM THE ANTAGONIST. I EXIST IN DIRECT OPPOSITION TO YOUR GOALS AND VALUES. YOU AND I WILL NOT INTERACT AGAIN BUT REST ASSURED I WILL BE DOING VERY BAD THINGS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE FILM.

@zingingcutie22 was heartbroken when i got to urgent care and the doctor told me i wasn't allowed to watch sopranos when i got home!!!!

@dilleater Bro

got a concussion on friday and wife was sooooo concerned in the immediate aftermath bc i was staring glassy-eyed into the middle distance for like an hour but i was simply imagining tony soprano hype moments and aura edits in my mind

@zingingcutie22 had to look this up and your boss's clapback had me crying lollll she hung him out to dry!!!!

Some guy wrote a really long review of my coffee shop saying he felt unsafe due to the anti-racist/pride/anti-ICE signage we have up but still mentioned more than once that his coffee and breakfast sandwich were delicious and even included a pic of the latte I made him lmao

completely unreal how good this album is

@gaiaonline420 this guy's always pulling oranges off his tree at the start of his videos. what are you gonna do when you run out of oranges

idc about heated rivalry but i don't like it when you guys call the american one ugly bc to me he looks like one of my gay friends who i love :/

@zingingcutie22 WOWWWWWW i want to see when it's done!

@dilleater Yes ! I also built it a couple years ago but I no longer have access to the world it’s in :’(

Sorry guys I’m in a bad mood rn and it’s making me a hater. Also I’m building my old house in Minecraft so mentally I’m in 2018

@zingingcutie22 need one of these rn

Thinking about 2018 when Ron and I were obsessed with WWE and invented a sundae called the “Attitude Adjustment” at the vegan ice cream shop (caramel, vanilla ice cream, espresso)

wife has nooooo idea she's coming home to folded laundry + clean bed sheets + freshly baked spiced orange crumble cookies 😈

what day 3 of marriage is like

@zingingcutie22 waittttt i need this back I MISS YOU GUYS

Thinking about El Diablo and Witch House 2 and Matthew and can’t believe this was 2019 and how bad I miss it all!!! Pure love in this pic

@zingingcutie22 YAY :)

On my way! To photograph a lesbian wedding

getting lesbian married today

@gaiaonline420 anytime you need a pdf just give ol' ronnie a call i have access to uw library system

@gaiaonline420 i got you i'm emailing it to you rn

@zingingcutie22 juuuuuust in case.....

@dilleater Ron why did you tweet this on my birthday 🧐

if my bisexual friend ever piss me off i'm telling her phoebe bridgers died