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@khaakdasaret not really back but this one felt like a good one lol

just now finding out y'all squirt out a bunch of tiny sperms instead of one big one

@lilydont 🔫

@horrorclaus 🔨🔨🔨

@dillllllo It's a good investment imo

a lot more moots ended up with blue checks than I would have thought lol

@khaakdasaret rip my respect for my moots

@lilydont WHAT IN THE FRE*K

@lilydont 🧐

@lilydont u summon me back for this!??

@JeiceSpade @joshuarolson they got scooped up by bots guaranteed lol

@wolverhamp10 LOL

@dillllllo imagine if the lung hospital was called the marlboro clinic

the mayo clinic has a lot of nerve to put out opinions on heart health

shots from tonight. fuck u

@SamtheNightOwl lmaooo can you please link me to the tuna allegations

@dillllllo it's clearly a PR move to respond to allegations from people about them not using tuna but that is an entirely different meat they allegedly do not use or maybe they're trying to get out ahead of another allegation now

just saw an ad for Subway that was like "now serving freshly sliced deli meat". we're they not slicing the meat in shop this whole time lmao

@ShivvyTime going bill Clinton mode determining how fresh, fresh really is

@kingnorbert13 salsa is the veggie/pickle component

chips and queso is texas charcuterie

@Funksmith ,,😱

@dillllllo US so soup ♥️

miso soup? YOU so soup 🫵😡