Douglas Bubbletrousers

@RobsRips What was in the snackie?

not gonna lie i’m beat, but fuck it time for a percy rip while i watch the yankees, i rip slow wont post hits till im done 🫡

@realnyteams @TheMetsX Nobody would take Nimmo’s contract without dumping a bad contract of their own. Of course Stearns would have loved to trade aging Nimmo owed 100 mil for prospects or even nothing at all if possible…

@TheMetsX It’s insane to me, if Stearns wanted Nimmo gone, just trade him for prospects. We had like 5 second basemen. Semien’s defense doesn’t begin to cover his contract size, shitty offense, age and injury concerns.

Genuinely didn’t think it would be possible for Mets fans to be defending this guy, yet here we are… He’s fucking awful

@James_Schiano What about the Bichette at bats?

Game 3 Notes - Sucks but didn’t deserve to win - Still thought we would lol -Hate hate hate making the first out at home - Lovelady 47 pitches in two days is a lot - McLean settled in really well - Curveball got nasty second time around - Mason Montgomery is sick

@elmasbarbu Please do not let him go back out there in this game. We WILL lose

If the Mets trade for Luis Robert I’ll giveaway one Luis Robert Mets jersey to one person who follows me and RT this post. Good Luck 🙏🏻

@stoolpresidente 😂

If you don’t respect what Jake Paul just did you are a lifetime hater.

@stoolpresidente @netflix I’ve never seen anything more FAKE

Absolute 1st class stuff from @netflix. I’m sitting front row for #PaulJoshua and my pants are falling down. Outta nowhere a Netflix guy comes up to me. “Heard you needed a belt”. Yes it’s insulting but still 1st class stuff

JUAN SOTO'S FIRST METS HOME RUN! (via @AppleTV)

@itsJohnRocker @stoolpresidente last rough n rowdy!?

You wouldn't have had the balls to say that to my face the other night. Lanky ass clown.

@JonHeyman Bad take

Who are these psychopaths who feel the need to back into parking spaces?

@stoolpresidente Tough one Dave. Bad beats are so much more memorable than crazy wins 😑

Thank you to everybody who rode with me today. We are all closer as a group than we were yesterday. Going through something like this transforms you. Unites you. Bonds you. Only those who went through it will understand. Sorry we couldn’t pull it out.

@stoolpresidente Wow

Where the fuck is B Rob?!!

@TalkinBaseball_ How.. #carlosmendoza

@MLBNetwork Jose Iglesias

Call it now: Who will be the 2024 World Series MVP? 🔮

@ahadoc @clownworld You’re so right, let’s not enforce any laws and let every 🥜 job do anything they want with zero consequences.

@clownworld possesion of a stolen shopping cart! Imagine getting arrested for that! cops should use their job for more important shit

@ahadoc @clownworld But he’s a cop who owns all the publix’s

FRANCISCO ALVAREZ SMELLS OCTOBER!!!!

— if the 2024 Mets season was a Netflix Original

@runwildkian Hahah 👍 well done