Dillon Taylor

watching this as a transgender makes you understand how americans feel watching saving private ryan

We all knew the Empire was crumbling but I did not expect it to fall like a pack of cards in a gentle breeze

Congrats this might be one of the worst gen AI videos I have ever seen.

Tom Noonan (1951–2026)

Musician Dan Mangan joins the nine-timers club for his latest album, “Natural Light.” Then Former Resident Evil Merchant tells us about his hustles AND grinds before crooner Lloyd Martin delights us with some songs. Plus, a round of “Would You Rather?” which we play every week!

Art I made before AI was a thing

“this little game of ours” 👾👾Out now on bandcamp 👾👾 Link in bio

LAWYER????

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”