dillpicklezilla

if you fish me out of the pond (pick me up by the tail,) i will spout wisdom that could span decades and feed generations. and if it sounds like "glub glub" to you that's not my problem.

@pantyparti Oh word thats whats up 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

@dillpicklezilla I’m Mexican 🌮

Every time i get the imported mexican versions of name brand chips at the corner store, they are always smothered in powder and have so much more flavor and more precise nutrition labels... america skill issue?

@pantyparti Ur built different?

@dillpicklezilla America is the white people country so everythign has to be toned down. The spice is intolerable. Not to me though.

@goldre2s #NothingBurgerSpeciesSquad

@dillpicklezilla Dude same

This being called a bongo makes sense

@goldre2s Miscellaneous mammal species

@dillpicklezilla why does this look like 5 animals Combined

I just wanted to look at images of bongo drums but ive been blessed in an entirely different yet not unappreciated way

Shooting my shot with a bunch of mowing jobs

@goldre2s Chef named ratatouille

@dillpicklezilla i think He’s the ratatouille he must be.

hey guys be my friend i like to do whatever i want and draw 🥹🥹🥹

@goldre2s if YOU‘re not ratatouille… and I’M not ratatouille… then what the fuck is the gingers name

@dillpicklezilla REMY DOESNT MINDCONTROL THE GINGER??,????, HES A RAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@goldre2s This means everything to me. Printing laminating and hanging it on the wall

rice shower !!!!!!!!!!

@goldre2s Mind control me into a high paying chef position 🙏 Ratatouille style

@dillpicklezilla IN MY MIND WE ARE ONE. I am controlling you inside your head

Motherfuckers love to ride golf carts up and down suburban neighbourhood streets

I have this weird burn mark like 2 inches long on my sternum and I do not recall from whence it hails from

@petitpatisseri What was he expecting you to do here

???? he started talking my ear off at the window as there are multiple people behind him and i am holding other peoples drinks trying to call them out to tell me that it doesnt taste like caramel but he doesnt want it remade.

"does this have any caramel in it?" [vanilla and caramel breve with caramel drizzle on top]. ".. yes sir it does" "it just doesnt taste like it" "would you like me to remake it and put more sir?" "it just doesnt taste like caramel." "... i can make it extra sweet-" "no."

@goldre2s LETS FUCKING GO RICE NATION #1

@dillpicklezilla YESSIR!!! DAUGHTER WILL ARRIVE

which uma to draw next

Every time i go to my friends apartment the wall beside his stove has a bigger grease stain. You have an air fryer man. Use it