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@dariusgarland22 We love you right back, brother. I hope you ball out in LA!

CLEVELAND, Thank You! 🫶🏾

listening to the candace owens leaks of erika kirk celebrating the merch sales right after the father of her children was assassinated, and she was moving like this!!!!!

Proud to be the 560th 😎 on @BackerKit for Chapelwick - A Soulslike Cosmic Horror Campaign for 5E. chapelwick.backerkit.com/community_shar…

@Matt_Pinner Umbra.

Can you think of a better name?

This is standing on business!

@LegionHoops The disrespect to Donovan Mitchell is gross.

The NBA has released its first MVP rankings of the season: 1) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 2) Giannis Antetokounmpo 3) Nikola Jokic 4) Victor Wembanyama 5) Luka Doncic Thoughts?

@NFL_DovKleiman Barry Sanders

Age yourself by naming an NFL running back you grew up watching. I'll start, Brian Westbrook.

My nerdy friend Tim just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. We now call him Dr. Awkward.

@CLEsportsTalk Asking to bring back the racist mascots is a wild take.

#RollDamnTribe #Indians

It's LIVE! twitch.tv/dimplesndice

A mysterious package arrived at the crib this weekend. It feels... ancient. Like something that has been asleep is about to be awakened. I'm opening this strange gift LIVE tonight at 8:30 PM ET on Twitch! Be there! #VampireTheMasquerade #Bloodlines2 #VTM #WorldOfDarkness

@MissSassbox That's a bar!

went to grab a late night Italian ice and a young man in a college sweatshirt asked for my Snapchat. told him I didn't have a Snapchat and he asked for my TikTok. told him I was 41 years old and he deserves someone who can still be on their parent's health insurance. he walked up to me and said softly, "but I can write in cursive, little mama" and I—

people will really be like “can’t we look past our political differences?” and the differences are that they want my friends to die lol

Charlie Kirk called Matin Luther King a “…terrible person” with a “…flawed moral compass…” and called the Civil Rights Act of 1964 a “…huge mistake…” Black people aren’t obligated to mourn Charlie Kirk.

niggas calling blatant racism “differing opinions” man fuck you 😭😭😭

My gran used to say that hate don't get you Christmas presents. That was some insightful shit.

why is everyone assuming it was due to political differences, what if he owed the nigga money and he wasn’t paying

THE MONSTERS ARE LIVE! 🩸 A ballerina, a PHD student, a prize boxer, and a poisonous little wretch drive with a feral kindred through the streets of Philly in a stolen SUV. This can only go well for them, right? ... RIGHT?? Come find out RIGHT NOW on twitch.tv/dimplesndice!

@InternetH0F This is a felony...

Unlimited money hack

In the meantime, you can catch up on my YouTube! All of the prologue episodes are available now! youtube.com/playlist?list=…

We are back at it tomorrow! Our party has a job and have been told that their unlives might be depending on the results. Sucks to be them. Live at 8pm Wednesdays on Twitch!