27.

god's plan

it really be the little things

you'll be able to find books, movies, and music that change your life until the day you die. and that's great

"i've been wanting to read that," i say, then continue to ignore every opportunity i get to read it

don't get why people complain when you not smiling. like how's that a problem

unfortunately you can't control everyone's perception of you down to the smallest detail. they have their own lives and brains that shape the way they see you, and no amount of people pleasing will ever change that

every setback is character development if you're delusional enough

you literally can't look at anything online anymore without the company hunting you down in your email like"you forgot something. you left this in your cart. did you still want it? what about this? or this completely unrelated thing? come back and buy something"

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. like, you were in the drawer... how

learn how to use weaponized incompetence to your advantage

the moment i sit still the sadness becomes unbearable, that's why i'm always moving

some parents really forget they're naming future adults

i genuinely don't know how to talk to people anymore, my social skills fried

they don't tell you this but your younger self never really leaves you

t shirt that says "whatever you think my facial expressions and body language mean, you’re wrong"

having friends over for movie nights and games is a lost art

don't forget you can still have fun while getting your life together

@muheediva01 bro, hate this shii

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.

that random moment when your brain starts connecting all the dots and everything starts to make sense

sometimes you really just gotta set rules for yourself and follow them strictly

i feel like we need a word like "ragebait," but for posts that are just trying to make you feel ashamed of yourself. so you can read it and go, "ah, this is just shamebait" and move on with your day