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Got caught drinking backwashed sodas out of the garbage again
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Mrs. Doubtfire lowkey bad as hell
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@LastDaysofTwit Bonus smiles if he is clearly suffering from a genetic disorder
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You can be so sad for so long and one morbidly obese guy dancing on reels shirtless with his man titties shaking every which way will completely turn that shit around
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Why does it look like that outside
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Do dogs like beer? More on this after I get overwhelmed at the function and start researching how to better connect with man’s best friend
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l-u-p-e@ANGELISLANDZ0NE·
ever since i was young i knew that i wanted to create a “signature move” of any nature .
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App that tells you when you’re just stinky enough to hit a Public Bathroom Sink Shower™️
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There absolutely could be blood in my stool, I’m well aware of the chances. I’m just never going to look. You want me to look? At my poop? That’s really grody, Doctor. …maybe you can look for me?
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@dingdangler come on dude let me have one more pillage. swear on the great goblin in the sky i’ll only go for the lords this time
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Look man, you know personally I would never ask you to stop ransacking the village but the elders won’t get off my ass until I do. Legit sorry bro it’s just out of my hands this time
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Need a dreadful old hag to curse me
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🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
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Respect to this guy rocking the classic Superman shirt third row at the NBA finals. Hell yeah man
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Pitching Miramax+ to the studio big shots later as an anti-woke thing
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Scoutmaster was so impressed with how I laced up my boots he gave my hair a tousle and smiled at me. You don’t know how that feels
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[stifling a burp] my complements to the pussy
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Petition to go “1900s mode” on the city bus. Big open backside with handles like the trolleys of old
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