cottage whore ♻️⛓️

do i contradict myself? very well then, i contradict myself. i am large - i contain multitudes

not to be one of those people, but unfortunately i do feel like her

@MITSKlSUS 100% pure class. Our first musician biopic.

Oscars 2028 Best Picture: Both Sides Now Best Director: Cameron Crowe Best Actress: Meryl Streep Best Supporting Actress: Amanda Seyfried Best Original Song: Beauty and Truth by Joni Mitchell Best Casting: Both Sides Now Best Stunts: Both Sides Now Best Sound: Both Sides Now

full body chills

i don't tweet here anymore but oomfs of christmas past still visit me in dreams and visions...

who wants to go christmas caroling but instead of christmas songs we sing perverts songs

Ready for the festivities 🎄

this line has got to be the biggest gift to power any one person has given in ages. i hate contrapoints so much man.

@sunshinemuseum me

the guys from dehradun are hot……

Just saw an engagement announcement on Instagram so shocking that I have to get more serious about my Maoist-feminist-Adornian-Foucauldian-psychoanalytic critique of marriage and the family

drink deep chamber version

She gonna give Nancy Reagan a run for her money #ParkingLotDemonPart2

phoebe bridgers annual christmas covers... come back please the kids miss you

god do I hate homosexuals

I think in a past life she was a farmer, and I was her cow. I believe she hit me, and milked me, and stole my calves from me. there is something that breaks in my heart every time I see her name, or face.

the bear that’s going to be okay

@westemwind kill everyone with their bad music

suddenly I am a religious woman

Oh, they did something to him alright. #TrumpTouchedOnKashPatel #TrumpTouchedTheDirectorOfTheFBIAndHeWentBad

sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who generates AI art