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Thanks for the little treat Dr. Raymond Peat.

Power.

@shaggysurvives She hits me when no one is lookin

@shaggysurvives She has a lot of fight in her but the yotes get big around here

saw two different coyotes while lime scootering home last night

@HIRAESCUE We’ll get around to Kate eventually

@HIRAESCUE I am normal, I will lead the legions towards normalcy.

We have to become more normal

@chacaranda If your city doesn’t clean your easements/boulevards/random bullshit; it’s a failed city.

This is a non-space. No one feels any sense of ownership over it. Not the businesses around it, not the city, certainly not the people who only drive past it. No one will ever walk along it, and therefore no one will ever care about it. Our country is filled with non-spaces.

@KnoxEndemic You niggas got milk that isn’t just Ingredients: Milk ? Taking living in the Ag belt for granted.

Found this milk at Kroger. Great ingredients. No Carrageenan and no gums 🥛

@LoschbourStev My great-aunt used to try to slyly ask what we liked. Sure enough, come to visit her and there’d be 20 of your favorite. Miss her; genuine queen.

I shamelessly ask little old ladies for candy from their jar. I was told to take as much as I can carry

@SCHIZO_FREQ @FrenlyOfficer Lukas, I am simply going to just get a farmer’s tan as I do every year and wear a ballcap. I don’t have the time to care about this fagentry.

Two things appear to be true: 1) Sunlight is good for your health but also 2) Sun does actually age your skin The optimal solution seems clear: only tan your back You get all the health benefits with almost none of the aesthetic downsides If someone starts to get grossed out by your aged back-skin, just turn around and dazzle them with your well-preserved front side

@HopeBarbaraAnne @BiancoDavinci Just make your own nigga, takes like 2 minutes.

@BiancoDavinci An extra serving of seeds oils for everyone! smh. Don't eat it. I grew up eating it and it was my favorite. We've been betrayed over and over again by BIG Food, a heartless organization who will happily poison you and lie about it.

In Sweden, the extra large size of several products is advertised as 'American size'

@AbsenceDeTout @BiancoDavinci I do be rolling through a stop sign, you guys got me on that one.

@BiancoDavinci In Canada, we call avoiding full stops at a STOP 🛑 an American stop 😏😏

@BiancoDavinci Powerful. Other nations mock our abundance while begging for our skrilla… Lesson in here probably.

@sailboatships This and 4 Tsingtaos got me walkin out of the gooknoodle spot lookin like a water balloon on my 30 minute lunch break.

Milady got the XL sized pho

@uncle_deluge I don’t really care for this angle of argument. I don’t like Hasan because he’s an annoying f-ggot. I don’t really care that he’s stunting on the poors in Cuba and I don’t see how this argument comes to any sort of meaningful fruition.

I'm loath to comment on what is functionally celebrity gossip but does he truly feel no shame whatsoever? You, ostensibly communist, arrive in a country with untold poverty. Hospitals are losing power while you sit in a 5-star hotel with generators running just for you

@cowboyexec I’m interested.

Might start a hot dog chat. Would anyone be interested? Discussing all things hot dogs. Buns, condiments, etc. #Dogchat

@alexthechick I like that I felt stressed out for the duration of that read.

Story time! This has to have happened almost 40 years ago. (long tweet warning) Mommy usually cooked, however, one night she was doing something so she asked me to make meatballs to go with spaghetti for dinner. She left the cookbook on the counter open to the recipe. I got out all the ingredients and was about to start making the meatballs when my dad came into the kitchen and asked what I was doing. I said making meatballs. He replied what is all the rest of that stuff and I, rather confused, said the ingredients for the meatballs. He then informed me that all that stuff didn't go into meatballs. I pointed at the recipe and said yes, they do. This went on for a bit and my dad announced that I was being insolent. I said okay fine then we will make them your way. Thus ensued me making balls o'meat, nothing else, and putting them into the pan to brown. The inevitable ensued and Dad was all why are they breaking apart and I said because those are not meatballs, those are balls o'meat! Arguing about how to make the meatballs recommenced. By this point, Mommy got back and came into the kitchen to figure out what on Earth was going on. I explained and she stared at my dad Iike he had two heads and said the recipe is right there, did you really think meatballs are just ball of meat? And, it turned out, he did. I dumped a bunch of seasoning into the meat, finished browning it up, then added the sauce in so we had meat sauce at least. But still. /fin

@lilsketch Little cemptipeend

@dipshitrtard wat teeee fuckkkk

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