Michael Campbell

Lamb ads. Still the moral compass of Australia. youtube.com/watch?v=LX__i-…

Looks like it's official folks. Musk owns the Bird Site. Remember to put your chairs back under your tables and light some fires on the way out.

@bajo I opened Twitter because I didn't even realise it was out today :( But yes, much what, very confuse.

Well I had Doctor Who spoiled for me because I opened Twitter, but it is also my fault for ever opening Twitter. Either way. What! Don’t reply with spoilers, just emojis of your feelings please.

Meanwhile, in British politics…

@trissylegs @scabbyscribe56 @AliceAvizandum And don't forget that often only half the country is on fire. The other half is flooded.

half-watching Grand Designs Australia and suddenly heard this woman say ‘the cost of the dome just blew out the budget’ and nearly spit out my drink

@sparhavoc @miracleofsound People have literally claimed this. Like, think he "stole" some ancient Viking chant. Never underestimate human stupidity.

@miracleofsound The way people say Valhalla Calling isn't your song its as if they think you've unearthed it from a parchment 🤣

Dude's song blew up on Tiktok and now his audience only knows that one short part of it... Still, could be worse. At least they know it's HIS song lol [Cries in Valhalla Calling] Welcome to being a musician in 2022 😂

@KillJamesBond Alice: Devon devon devon devon. Abi: Devon devon? Devon: Me.

reply with what you think Alice is saying here

@the_moviebob I'm gonna lock in B Bob.

@AliceAvizandum Mine's just me, but I was a lot fitter and less broken 10 years ago, so it would be rough.

fuck no, she’s got a gun

@hexsteph It's always been wild to me that the Medicare rebate for counselling continues to be so much less than the APS recommended rate.

Psych: "Shall we schedule your next appointment for 2 weeks?" Me in my 20s on a uni student income: "Um... How about 2 months... ish?" We're lucky for our public health system in Aus but mental health still woefully inaccessible,

Don't have any painted pics of non-Dark Angels on my phone it seems.

@UnarmedOracle I'm probably gonna put white stripes on all my old plastic Cadians, making them into a giant pile of Whiteshields as I replace them with the new ones ;)

@MrsPoopsMcClurr @theferocity Tipping also seems super weird to us in Australia. We generally operate that "tips are for exceptional service". But we have higher minimum wages...

@theferocity British tourists don't tip and often enjoy rubbing it in your face when they refuse 🙃 (Source: 9 years of bartending on Broadway)

TikTok has taught me that men tip better when waitresses/bartenders wear their hair in pigtails which… YIKES! YIKES! YIKES! But now I’m nosey and want more service industry tea.

@the_moviebob I've had basically this exact thing of "earnestly show them the facts they have been told are wrong" work with some older left-ish feminist folks. Some of them mean well, but have just been told a bunch of absolute lies.

@AliceAvizandum Are you telling me that... bridge fall down?

Operation Find Out II

Holy shit I think the Ukrainians just tried to kill Aleksandr Dugin in Moscow with a car bomb and got his daughter instead

@Papapishu I mean... I kinda do.

(After meditating for 12 hours in a cave to think of the most confusing post about bisexuals) bisexuals fucking love the FN P90

@fungusmouth @MechaDenny @AliceAvizandum Bizarre to say "this conversation was not with you" when Alice wasn't talking to you either, you just rolled up and started typing at them out of the blue.

@MechaDenny @AliceAvizandum bizarre to have not heard of “retweets”. also, if you think about it, bizarre to respond to me when the conversation was not with you! internet sure is bizarre, huh?

Just been jokingly shown someone’s Muslim forced feminisation fetish porn, in a harmless ‘look at how ridiculous this is’ sort of way, and it’s upsetting on a number of levels because it’s weird, and racist, and sacreligious even by my standards, but also…

@Kirioth Strangely, everyone I grew up playing 40k with also played MtG.

@bajo I mean, who hasn't looked at a pile of counterspells and thought:

For those who don't know if they should play BLUE decks in MTG online:

@DogBlud @jessie_android @CaseyExplosion @TwitterSupport At least that sounds like they actually let you appeal. Facebooks "appeal comittee" process is like "submit an application, the committee may decide to look at it, or not, up to them".

Twitter support doing a dang fine job of punishing folks for completely out of context stuff This was in reply to a tweet asking; "where are my queer action games? wheres my queer first person shooter with gratuitous violence?" Sort this out, @TwitterSupport

@CaseyExplosion @TwitterSupport I've still got a "strike" against me on FB for using the word stab while discussing Warhammer Total War 3. Meanwhile you report terfs or nazis for blatant ToS violations and they are like "lol nope".