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@dirtyaldea

catholic. my wandering womb comes here to argue. irl devoted wife and friendly neighborhood coffee lady

San Francisco, CA Katılım Mayıs 2009
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@JShooke the character was so much funnier before it became prescient now even the most ridiculous off-handed lines feel too real
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Big Jay Shooke@JShooke·
He seems like he’d be legitimately terrifying to be around irl but Alec Baldwin in any random episode of 30 Rock is the funniest any human has ever been.
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@ElderZimriah 😮 whaaat, I love that. Never seen this kabbalistic analysis before but I am going to look more into it. How cool
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🌹 𝕲𝖓𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖑 ☿
You made me want to do an analysis on the word 'yap'. One of my favorite pass times is doing Kabbalistic analysis on slang terms. This is what I found: "Yap” may be rendered as Yod, Aleph, Peh. Yod is 10, Aleph is 1, and Peh is 80, for a total of 91. Peh itself signifies the mouth. The symbolism is striking. Yod is the seed of thought, Aleph is unity and silent origin, and Peh is outward expression. The word therefore contains the movement from inner source to spoken utterance. The number 91 is also classically associated with the union of divine transcendence and immanence through the combined values of YHVH and Adonai. This gives “yap” a deeper reading. In slang, it means excessive speech. In symbolic terms, it describes a mouth that has become active beyond measure, while the governing force of wisdom has weakened. The form of speech remains, yet its inward order is diminished. So Yod, Aleph, Peh becomes a small parable of language itself. When thought, unity, and speech are rightly joined, utterance serves Logos. When they are not, the mouth produces incoherence, and the result is yapping.
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He kinda popped off by preaching primarily through food and riddles More of that, less yap, eh?
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we love you annie ❤️ you got this!
Evan Luthra@EvanLuthra

🚨BREAKING: The CEO of the most valuable private company in history is being sued by his own sister for s*xual abuse. A judge just allowed the case to move forward. Annie Altman filed an amended lawsuit on April 1, 2026 in St. Louis federal court accusing her brother Sam Altman of sexually abusing and raping her between 1997 and 2006. She says the abuse started when she was 3 years old and he was 12. A judge dismissed the original claims because the statute of limitations expired in 2008. But he allowed her to refile under Missouri's Childhood Sexual Abuse law. She did. The case is now active. Sam Altman denied everything. Called it extortion. Filed a defamation countersuit against his own sister based on social media posts she made between 2021 and 2024. His family says she has mental health challenges. Annie posted videos saying she was "touched by older siblings" and that "an almost tech billionaire" molested her. The judge said those statements make it reasonable to infer she meant Sam Altman. This is the same man whose own board of directors fired him in 2023. Former board member Helen Toner said two senior executives came forward with screenshots and documentation. They used the words "psychological abuse." Said he was lying and manipulating people. Said they had no belief he could change. The board fired him secretly because they knew he'd try to undermine them. He came back five days later. Employees were told either Sam comes back or the company dies. This wasn't his first time. The management team at his first startup Loopt went to the board twice asking to fire him for "deceptive and chaotic behavior." He was reportedly pushed out of Y Combinator too. Every safety leader who clashed with him left. Musk. Sutskever. Amodei. When Jan Leike resigned he said "safety culture has taken a backseat to shiny products." OpenAI was forcing departing employees to sign agreements saying if they ever criticize the company they lose all their equity. Millions of dollars. When it leaked Altman said he didn't know. The CEO didn't know what was in his own exit contracts. He asked Scarlett Johansson to voice ChatGPT. She said no. Twice. They made a voice that sounded just like her anyway. Altman tweeted "her" on launch day. She had to hire lawyers to get them to stop. Forbes says he's worth $3.3 billion. The Musk trial starts April 27. His sister's case is now active. His own board fired him for lying. His own executives called it psychological abuse. And this is the guy the world is trusting with AI.

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prototypic witch@dirtyaldea·
dementia isn’t “aging backwards” it’s a violent loss of brain matter that turns seniors into shells of their adult selves, not back into children. infantilizing the elderly and using flowery language to describe this loss will kill us all. it’s denial.
zeta@zeta_globin

wait is this not common knowledge one of my granddad's friend's wives had alzheimer's and she'd swing on the swing thinking she was a kid as my dad explained to me (an actual little kid) your recent memories go first so you age backwards

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@joshcowenMI We’ll know for sure when we get “Salvation: White People and Christianity”
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Josh Cowen@joshcowenMI·
There is just no chance JD Vance didn’t do this on purpose
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@emmathebeloved You’re gonna find a man who wants to do most of the housework for you and let’s you work part time while he works full time so that you can indulge your hobbies. and he never pressures you for babies ✨
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Emma@emmathebeloved·
40 hours make me think these trads have a point, like, what’s it to me? my dignity? i already scrub toilettes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@ElderZimriah Fascinating. Kinda figured their snake utilized the Genesis story to describe the Archons in more Christian, biological terms, but that makes sense. They gave them more ways to blame women for the fall lol
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🌹 𝕲𝖓𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕽𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖑 ☿
You know what's funny about that? The idea of original sin and the snake being the progenitor of sin was a Cathar belief, believe it or not. The age of Cathar texts show the Catholics adopted it after the Cathars, and even texts from Henry of Marcy’s Campaign and the Albigensian Crusades prove it. I talk about it in the book.
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@BishopBarron What an interesting cloud formation above your head. Looks like a beautiful day in Washington!
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Bishop Robert Barron@BishopBarron·
Grateful to have been invited to the White House this afternoon for a luncheon with religious leaders, where I offered an Easter prayer. Even in the halls of power, the hope of the Resurrection is proclaimed.
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best april fools prank ever (2006?) parents told us we were going to a benediction downtown and needed to dress up for it, we were pissed af until we pulled up to the theater and they yelled april fools they took us to a weird al concert in our church clothes
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Nougat Hand Bank@WireRacing·
When the money runs out, Medicaid will step in, but only after every asset has been liquidated, and they do a five-year audit, so if Mom or Dad transferred the house to their kids two years ago, guess what has to be sold to pay the private equity firm that owns the facility
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this pink moon is kicking my ass, girl please
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@azali_bolingo The photos from the pews will always confuse me. Why does someone have a phone out? When did that become appropriate?
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Woke Apostle ✝ 🏳️‍🌈 🌹
performative religiosity of Catholic converts makes me think it was a mistake to abandon norms of secrecy around the mysteries. It shouldn’t be possible for this trad e-girl to use the mysteries to pander to her online following. I suspect cradles intuitively, by and large, come to grasp this silence, hiddenness, fit for the most sacred things. Like the Eucharist kept from view. Which is why there are millions of cradles going for first communion each year, but you rarely see this kind of behavior from them, or their parents. As if they knew, intuitively, God isn’t some egoistic experience for you to enjoy. Another dopamine hit
Bree Solstad@BreeSolstad

March 30, 2024.... It's been 2 years. These 2 seconds are still the greatest 2 seconds of my entire life. Oh my Jesus, thank you for seeking me & calling me home. Thank you for your passion, death & Resurrection! You are my God!

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