John Callanan 🇮🇪

@UlsterRugby To be fair, the Ulster men were savage today and have earned their spot on the starting 15 going forward.

Stu's work rate 😮‍💨

@my_pilot Ah here, he's got your number, your done four 🙄

This fucking eejit called me retarded but while doing so used "your" instead of "you're" (objectively hilarious 🤣) and since I pointed out his primary school-level grammatical error he's thrown an absolute hissy fit 🤣 🤣 🤣

@Rugby_Scoop I feel sorry that the ref never went to the TMO for him. Christ knows he asked enough... 😢

Gotta feel for Maro Itoje: his teammates not showing up for him, on home soil, on his 100th Test???

@my_pilot Jaysus, I've never seen them that pronounced... #staged 🤔

First time I ever saw this after moving to Dublin I was dumbstruck. Very nearly stopped a man on the street to tell him he had a big bit of dirt on his forehead, before I realised there were loads of people doing it and it was apparently a thing

@my_pilot He's being punished for having a great response to a bully. Give that boy a treat

Excuse personal post...older son (final year primary) got a disciplinary note yesterday (rare for him!). Note said he'd been unkind to fellow pupil. Asked him about it - kid was punching him & he said "You're weak". Am I crazy or is it wild that I'm getting a note about this???

@returnireland Hi, I was away for a while. I'll try it in another machine, and if I get the same problem, I'll follow up. Thanks.

@dirtyjohnc Hi John, thank you for your query. I'm sorry you are having this issue, if you can DM us the details, we will gladly work with you to resolve the issue.

@returnireland Any reason your machines won't take this can? It took 5 others just like it... 🤔

@TMIrelandHelp It's working now. Thank you so much for your help today, lifesaver.

@dirtyjohnc Please try clearing your app cache then re-attempt login. Thanks.

@TMIrelandHelp Hi, I can't log into ticketmaster on my phone. Is this a general problem? I'm trying to access tickets for a gig this weekend to add to my wallet but can't. Thanks.

@TMIrelandHelp I can log in on chrome but not on the app. The option to add to wallet is there but there's an error.

@dirtyjohnc Hi, please try logging in again now. Thanks!

@leinsterrugby @ChampionsCup 🥱 Wake me up for the Qtr Finals

Our Pool 3⃣ opponents for the 2025/26 @ChampionsCup 💪 #NeverLessThanEverything

@my_pilot "I heard the word, Wonderful thing, A children's song"... 😪

Awfully sad news 😢😢😢 A bona fide genius gone. One of the very greatest. RIP theguardian.com/music/2025/jun…

@AidanJohnMoffat @_genius_i_was @ArabStrapBand Purchased. Thank you for the help.

@_genius_i_was @dirtyjohnc @ArabStrapBand On sale now!

IT’S HERE! Encrypted Valentines, our first ever limited edition @ArabStrapBand Archive vinyl LP, a stripped-back, 9-track sister album to “I’m totally fine with it 👍 …” available exclusively from Bandcamp this Friday. 🍆❤️💯😍

@AidanJohnMoffat @ArabStrapBand Good to know, thanks. 'Limited Edition' got me wondering

@dirtyjohnc @ArabStrapBand I think it might be different for each timezone - our sale goes live at 9am GMT.

@my_pilot I might start recording some demos in 20years or so 🤔

Debut album at 100 years old - there's hope for us all

@TheNotoriousMMA Wow! Are you that small...

Me in the centre midfield of any pitch.

@my_pilot 🤣🤣🤣

Fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣

@ATRightMovies This Is Spinal Tap 😏

What is the greatest documentary you ever saw?

@my_pilot I missed it. I've just hoped in my time machine to rectify the situation

Not one like for this banger. Talk about pearls before swine