hi, i’ll be yr server this evening
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hi, i’ll be yr server this evening
@dirtyoldtown
bartender adjacent - @bramblebar @luckyliquorco @lastwordsaloon
Edinburgh, UK Katılım Temmuz 2007
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@whatjoewrote There were barriers up on Tuesday; apparently they’re working on the hillside above it rather than on the path itself
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y’all are steamed about not being able to watch all the Olympics on the BBC and yet you’re gonna be shocked when this government does the same thing to the NHS
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@PouredToDeath TWO FOR TWO, I’M WIIIIINNNINNNG
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@PouredToDeath love to see my biases confirmed
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I want something fruity
Morning Brew ☕️@MorningBrew
Write a horror story for your industry using just four words
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Started Mass Effect, got past Therum and Noveria and thought “i remember this taking longer”
immediately followed by “where did the sun go?”
Sam Maggs@SamMaggs
It’s important to note that I’ve played 26 hours of Mass Effect and it came out *checks watch* yesterday
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…that’s why it’s the most-followed Twitter account in IT security
SwiftOnSecurity@SwiftOnSecurity
This is the most-followed Twitter account in IT Security and it's just a 24/7 chaos trashfire
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an email back about working in events planning got spam filtered and i didn’t catch it until waaayy too late
Jennifer Johnson@seejenwrite
Tell me a decision that changed the trajectory of your life but you CAN'T say choosing your faith, getting married, or having a kid.
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bought a thing in person from somewhere other than a supermarket, what a fucking rush
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a teacher with the same surname as me but to whom i am not related called me “son” onstage during an assembly the entire school was attending
Eileen Mary O’Connell@i_Lean
Who’s a teacher that wronged you and you’re STILLL mad about it! NAME NAMES AND NAME THE INCIDENT!
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@PouredToDeath this is why you’re not allowed behind the bar
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made carbonara without fucking it up, following up by retiring from making carbonara to forever preserve my perfect record
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Playing on a low difficulty level is fine actually
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@PouredToDeath he who controls the memes controls the universe
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