@MaxImpactGames @Scoop_Phase Because that’s not how triggered abilities work
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@Scoop_Phase I never understood why it doesn't say "after your post combat main phase".
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This doesn't work how it sounds.
After reading it...I've called this the "Turn Sandwich" to remember.
wzrdnx@wzrdnx
it's real hater hours, so I want to know: what's the WEIRDEST or WORST misunderstanding of Magic's rules that you've encountered in the wild? whether it was at an LGS, a kitchen table hangout, a big convention, wherever?
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@PlanesWalkure @theoceanblooms Well, according to the poll results, she’s speaking to 80% of Americans. It’s great that you have blackcurrant jam where you live, but you’re delusional if you think it’s a common thing in the US
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@theoceanblooms Which Americans are you speaking to. Black currant jam has been thing for a while, and credit to your countries cruelty to the carribean people cause those immigrants came to new york and teach their kids the shared love of currant roll to share with people like me
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you jest but they literally do not have blackcurrants in america, that’s why purple is grape flavoured to them
⊹ ˚. Percy 💫 | #mjtwt@thr1llernightt
I just learned that they don’t have apples in America???
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@BDEgameowners Play yugioh. Got it… and…
NOT magic??
Hey you can play what you want but you aren’t a magic player if you don’t play magic
Words have meanings retard
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@heaholman @IRRATIONAL_PULL that’s still pretty normal? And most concerts only have two bands anyway so idk what you’re on about with 4 bands
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@IRRATIONAL_PULL Theyre talking about 3 hours for one artist not 3 hours for 4 bands
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Three hours is like, normal concert length i dunno what yall are talking about
liv 🪩@borfhole
y’all do realize that 3 hours is abnormally long for a concert right
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@HatsueF45864 @kiwi_trans dawg the whole point of a first date (in a lot of instances) is to see if there’s any romantic vibes. Going on a date without knowing if you’re romantically interested in the person yet is very normal.
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Trans people DO NOT have to tell you they're trans unless they have romantic intentions with you..
That means if you, as a straight man ask me out on a date, I'm not obliged to tell you until AFTER the date when l've decided if have romantic interest in you or not,
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@YuruYurilicious @nyaraVT Reading is not your strong suit
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For those that don't like that I said "18+"
I don't think those under the age of 18 should get HRT over the counter, but it should be easier to access. There needs to be a better support system for trans kids.
I want trans youth to get the care they need as well.
nyara@nyaraVT
They are hormones. Not dangerous chemicals. Not illegal drugs. Cis people can access them incredibly easily, but society forces trans people to jump through hoops. HRT should be over the counter for those that are 18+ like in other countries.
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@Squirrelwh62102 @lorahmoe maybe you’re a bit stupid and should cope harder? That phenomenon doesn’t account for 2+ inches of height difference
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@lorahmoe Or maybe you are a bit stupid and don’t know that people shrink over the course of the day. So he might have measured himself in the morning and you in the evening.
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@preestylar @hr_unhinged person discovers rage bait for the first time
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@hr_unhinged In the history of stories that never happened, this one never happened the most.
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Showing up 15 minutes early for an interview is basically trespassing.
Our receptionist notified me that a UX designer was waiting in the lobby at 9:45 a.m. for a 10:00 a.m. slot.
I walked out and asked why he was trying to steal company time before he was even on the official payroll.
He said he just wanted to account for traffic and make a solid first impression.
I told him that aggressive punctuality indicates a fundamental inability to accurately estimate project timelines.
He asked if he should go wait in his car until the exact minute.
I said no, the damage to his cultural fit score was already permanently done.
I made him sit facing the lobby wall until exactly 10:00 a.m. so he could think about his schedule.
Then I canceled the interview entirely because his anxious energy was too disruptive.
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@LyingMJohnson @theun4seen @DrNeilStone Oh, another troll... How much do they pay you, you bastard, for this trolling?.. Does anyone still believe your bullshit?..
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RFK Jr: The polio vaccine “killed many, many more people” than polio ever did.
Fact check : Weapons grade horse 💩
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@ZeusOfOlympus7 @localsweety @wotancore people have these things called “preferences.” It’s alright not to be attracted to those things but personally I think they’re cool and hot
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@localsweety @wotancore Honestly it’s just the nose ring. No woman has ever looked better with a bull nose ring or tattoos.
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That men will put on a show and pretend they are attracted to this woman, who is objectively unattractive but represents a fetishised “goth” subject, demonstrates the social fluidity of human sexuality.
GameStop@gamestop
She's back, and so are the classics.
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@RedTakeDown @simonmaechling you can literally click on the post and see they’re talking about vitamin C, not something as complex as an apple. fool
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@simonmaechling In all honesty, I am pretty sure he was saying--in non-technical language--that a lab cannot make something that is identical to nature in terms of something like an apple. That something made in a lab does not equal a natural thing.
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Hi, Chemist here 👋
We make identical molecules all the time.
The H₂O and CO₂ you are exhaling right now are both man-made.
Colleen Ackert@ColleenAckert
@simonmaechling You can't make something in a lab that is identical to something in nature. Man made is not natural
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@landlordlarry13 @SethAbramson Somehow Kansas was the only one I got :/
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@SethAbramson I got them all pretty quickly except Kansas, which honestly I think is totally fine to forget.
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If it's possible to feel embarrassment while one is alone, that's how I felt staring at this map for several minutes and trying to find all seven missing contiguous American states
Crikey that was painful
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@Bl00dM3rchant @Sinister_Sophia somehow my dumb ass still missed it the first time around 😭 I don’t know if I fell asleep during the movie or what. Second watch it felt incredibly obvious
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@Sinister_Sophia I saw the TV glow is as subtle as a piano being dropped on your head and I mean that in the most respectful way possible
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I Saw The TV Glow is literally about the existential horror of being a woman trapped in a man's body and not having the courage to take the steps to escape that situation; that's not a metaphor that's the fucking text.
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@HeathCliff170 @TheImperialist7 @Hesamation A 5 year old should not be subjected to a life or death game.
The prompt is “everyone on earth” which, if you have basic reading comprehension, you’ll realize includes 5 year olds.
Learn to read before you start chucking insults
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@TheImperialist7 @Hesamation So you think a 5 year old should be subjected to a life or death game? You are an absolutely despicable human.
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inventing a sacrifice nobody needs
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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It shouldn’t be “political” to exist as a trans person.
It shouldn’t be “political” to support human rights.
But we live in a society where it’s only considered “apolitical” to do propaganda for oppressors, hate marginalised groups and normalise fascist conspiracy theories.
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@Charlygotyou Wow that’s crazy! Looks like a bunch of other people have had the exact same experience. What a coincidence.
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three weeks ago a friend was telling me about how they were sad because they hosted a cookout and invited “all their friends” but no one came and i just had to sit there and smile and nod as they sadly told me about this cookout that incidentally, they did not invite me to
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@maytweetz01 @nerinatita Not just that she had 6 left and got to pop 6 but it didn’t count for some reason
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I like how this whole conspiracy is entirely based on "he looked too cool and badass when he got shot"
Evan@daviddunn177
Look how scared he is when it isn’t staged.
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