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von dutch sun, juicy couture moon, ed hardy rising

happy MMW

friend woke up down bad saying she needs to DoorDash a recovery meal. I suggested Pura Vida. She ordered a bottle of tequila.

are you a disco slut? come find meeee

happy scale & gelatin capsules day to those who celebrate

I’m so over list culture like no I wasn’t in the booth yes I was in GA with my friends throwing my ass in a circle

@felpipiiii LMAOO

where da party at

tomorrow we start the battlefield. tomorrow we deploy the troops. tomorrow boots on the ground. we got some soldiers camping. soldiers are sleeping already. tomorrow is d-day. we’re storming normandy.

@dances 🫡

other djs using AI me using a burners tweet to download stuff in my promo box i forgot to download

the real marathon begins now.. miami music week let the games begin

sorry i gave up guest list for lent

its 3pm, you’re on the terrace, the sun is shining, the ac is working, luciano is bumping, the CO2 shoots, the fog takes over, you lock eyes with with a guy across the room, it’s clavicular, the fog disappears, so does he, was he ever there, are you high, do you ever get nervous

in westchase listening to chasewest

@san_maurito Rough. Ready for a nap

@disco_slutt How’s that shift hitting?

I have work at 6 am but my ancestors would shame me if I didn’t rally ☘️

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself

@san_maurito 2 am regretting it already

@disco_slutt Me too twin but I’m on some

I hope I don’t marry a woman like Strawbelina and Pooplina please God.

Have the mmw scaries already and it’s not mmw yet

@shutuppsarah lmaooo i haven’t seen them on the menu or any promo #needdat #craving

@disco_slutt at mcdonald’s babe

wait a fucking minute where are the shamrock shakes