mr. binch

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mr. binch

@discocowboyhat

flandy is latin for “to the bit we commit”

roku city Katılım Kasım 2013

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·6 Şub

much to think about

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·20 Eyl

how it started: how it’s going:

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·24 Tem

@jmurffff i’m really nervous about starting middle school next month

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charles entertainment cheese@jmurffff·24 Tem

@discocowboyhat thank god

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charles entertainment cheese@jmurffff·23 Tem

one of my project managers thinks i have kids and it's kind of gone on for too long for me to say something now

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Keshia Africa, Lady Lazarus@africaquiche·10 Tem

My work motto is, “If you think I’m not the one, I am. If you think I am the one, I’m not.”

Keshia Africa, Lady Lazarus@africaquiche

Someone emailed me today to say she is still waiting on a document which I sent yesterday at 11:25. She put STILL in caps and at that moment dear friends, I knew Petty Labelle was going to come out of me. She had CC’s others in the email so I replied all, with screenshots🫠.

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·11 Tem

these uline zyns are fire 🤩 highly recommend

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·5 Tem

(PARODY) COUNT CRACKULA@C0UNT_CRACKULA

fuck sombr fuck sufjan stevens fuck benson boone fuck shaboozey fuck morgan wallen fuck role model fuck post malone fuck jelly roll fuck teddy swims fuck mgk fuck rod wave fuck 90% of male artists

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·25 Haz

a blesséd the bear eve, to all cousins who observe

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·21 Haz

well actually, scotland is in california. scotworld is in florida

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·17 Haz

“what if i’m cooked?” oh but my darling, what if you’re cooking?

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·7 Haz

fame is a gun, sympathy is a knife, and everything is romantic bby

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·30 May

never kill yourself

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·26 May

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·24 May

@megpIant the sexual tension between the us-canadian border 🥵

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adrian@megpIant·24 May

@discocowboyhat they’re in love

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·24 May

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𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷@luhaenten·19 May

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·15 May

i have reached the beverage avatar state

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mr. binch@discocowboyhat·15 May

calling it now: it’s gonna be a boonie hat summer baby

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grace@ghof01·14 May

does someone want to come over and do this with me later

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Gülce@exitsenses·13 May

Beautiful spring evening. I’m outside with a cup of coffee. Zero notifications on my phone likely because I’m difficult to like and contribute very little socially. God bless

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Chopped Nicole Kidman@veganlobotomy·13 May

Imagine youre an egirl getting flown out to Columbus Ohio on Spirit Airlines…what a life

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