Wild when a movie is so good it spawns like 11 sequels that all suck just because people love it so much
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Genuinely what it feels like to date as a man.
Homer’s Best Bits@HomersBestBits
Season 5 Episode 6
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This shit should be 12 minutes long 🔥
Sesame Street@sesamestreet
The number of the day is 12! 💛
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Your highness, the people groan under the weight of sprawling seasons and interconnected storylines! They yearn for compact, great-looking stories packed with fun characters and told with humour and heart!!
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Damn Simpsons really were decades ahead on this joke.
Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG
"Shut your word-hole! We gotta get this place clean for the air show." "Air show? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whizz jets to the strains of Rock You Like a Hurricane? What kind of country-fried rube is still impressed by that!?"
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What a loser. Spineless capitulation to centrist boomer-brain. Fuck this guy.
Scott Robertson@sarobertsonca
MULCAIR: "I guess [Avi Lewis] wants the govt to run grocery stores because the govt's so good at doing everything else. Actually, no ... they can't get you your passport or pension check. So the very idea of having the govt involved in something like groceries is mind-boggling."
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I think we’re more tired of AI saying “I can” about stuff it very obviously can’t
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This sequence is so dense with good bits:
-Baldwin's obscenely sweaty shirt.
-"What are you, one of those fitness freaks? Go fuck yourself."
-"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
-Baldwin side-barring with the AV guy to whale on him.
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@hb_hoops It's not about less profit for corporations. It's about a greater share of corporate profits going to workers instead of shareholders.
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@TheRealJChubby Do you believe that less profit for corporations will mean higher incomes for workers?
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Everyone is bringing home record paychecks right? It's trickling down like they said it would right?
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Corporate profits remain near record highs.
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Where is this smugness coming from? What are the "easiest classics"? What makes Wuthering Heights of all books one of them?
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Making unbreakable eye contact with my date while speed-chopping vegetables like Paul Walker doing the stare-and-drive in 2 Fast 2 Furious
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History bros talking about A Knight's Tale: This is so stupid and historically inaccurate 😡
Highly trained Medieval Studies PhDs talking about A Knight's Tale: I'm horny 🥵
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