Stanley⁷²

just bumped a line of sidgeno cocaine i'm shaking all over

BALD MEN MASTRERCLASS

THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE CHALLENGING A GOAL IN AN 8-3 GAME PLEASE JUMP OFF THE JACQUES CARTIER BRIDGE PATRICK ROY YOU BUM

cole and fowler 🫂

in the aaaarms of the angels… fly awaaaayyyy

highkey i think my fandom posting peaked here. my 9 months of non stop sherlock are a fart in a toilet compared to spuh

CROSBY SHOOTOUT GOAL AND THEY WONNNNN EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFULLLL

ARTY WE ARE GETTING YOU A FUCKING GUN

listening to the game on the radio lmaooo pens CMON

artyloaf

MAMA BACK AND JOYFUL!!!

My pookies

it's so unfair that the pacific gets to be shit from a butt and get a shot at the cup while in the east if you lose one game they put you down like a sick dog

giving arty a gun isn’t enough give him a fucking tank and 6 nuclear bombs

67 games played and 69 assists

arber healthy scratched again so i blocked auston matthews

i see genuine evil in the winnipeg jets