John Dowell

@ProhibitedVideo Fakest thing on the internet. I wonder where they bought that uniform, Poundland?

@o_paul41886 @EvertonStadium Can he play on the right wing?

@EvertonStadium Will Mr. Testicles be there?

Heading to Sunday’s match here at Hill Dickinson Stadium? Here’s what you need to know… THREAD 🧵 [1/13]

*GIVEAWAY* Our brand new 3D embroided 1878 caps go live Sunday. Retweet & follow to be in with the chance to win one. We’ll pick the winner Sunday night. 🧢 🔵

“There seems to be a wider picture here with views expressed by Evertonians at the game being silenced too” “I find all this very troubling. They’ve have denied us our points. It surely can’t be right to deny Evertonians our voice as well?” - @AndyBurnhamGM 👏

@ALANMYERSMEDIA Boom boom boom, let me hear you say Beto…

@Everton_Extra @ojogo Yeah ‘cos we really need this attitude to go with his career total of 6 goals in 48 matches. The lad’s dynamite…

Youssef Chermiti is demanding Everton to make a greater effort to sign him. In the last few hours the parties involved have argued, the deal is still very much alive. [@ojogo]

@EFCdaily_ @ojogo I’d say the main issue is a total of 6 goals in 48 games in his entire club career.

Youssef Chermiti has not agreed personal terms with Everton, the first proposal is far from what Chermiti wants, one main issue is the salary. A deal is not impossible and talks are ongoing. [@ojogo]

@Everton_Extra Played poor opposition who’ve offered no threat and we offered nothing in return. We will get spanked by any prem team at this rate. Maybe Ashley Young - he’s looking like the only positive at this rate; he hasn’t been sucked down to our level yet.

Biggest positive out of the Pre-Season games so far, Blues?

@ShaunTossell @Tuacahn I saw TLM on Broadway and it was honestly one of the best shows I’ve ever seen…

⭐ STAGEY SMILE OF THE DAY ⭐ I always find it fascinating the Disney shows the UK has never seen (Excluding amateur productions) The fact it took so long for Newsies to make it over..... Yet we've never got The Little Mermaid, The Hunchback of Notre Dame (My white whale lol) and.... Tarzan?!? lol I love the film but I'm not sure how well a Tarzan stage adaptation would work. The Broadway production only lasted just over a year, which is nuts for a Disney musical. Here's a look at the recent Tuacahn Amphitheatre production of Tarzan (They're currently staging Hunchback too 🥹) Thoughts? X x x

@Damienedwards @MrMiller__007 It just wipes the slate ready for a reboot…

@MrMiller__007 I don't suppose it really matters. I didn't care for it myself but fair enough. I always wanted 'James Bond' to be the code name, not an actual person. I guess they kind of stuffed that when Roger Moore went to Tracy's grave at the top of FYEO though and definitely with Skyfall.

Did EON make the right decision in killing James Bond in No Time To Die? ⚪️⚪️🔴

@MiltonKeynesAOS At least it won’t be boiling hot. Oh wait…

Good luck to everyone auditioning for Jack and the Beanstalk tomorrow - Juliet looks forward to taking you through the dance section!

@awakey It will be interesting to hear what you make of this fiendishly difficult show…

Today I am mostly pottering around Uxbridge then seeing The Grinning Man at the Beck Theatre. Pretty good use of annual leave, I reckon.

@awakey Don’t wear last weeks make up. Carry a parasol?

It's time for a left-it-too-late poll. I'm doing a Beauty and the Beast themed clue walk thing tomorrow. I have a VERY large yellow dress. It's going to be hot, and I'll be covering about 5km. Do I go:

@thetoffees_com Beginning of the end…

7 years ago today, Ronald Koeman was appointed as #EFC manager... Sum up his time at the club using 5 words or less 👇

@F0reverEvert0n Tbf…. and I hate to be, given his tenure here, but at the time of the interview he thought he’d signed Danjuma…

Don’t worry about DCL Moshiri promised a striker, sure he’ll get one before Sunday 😩

@GaryLineker They’d have to stop players swearing and cheating and that’ll never happen…

Yes please.

Queues at Dover

@PepperMills3 Sod Z Cars, there’s my next ringtone, right there…

Guess the song

This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.

@robsawyer70 Bring back Mr Testicles!!

Not been the same since we let this fella leave the club in 2017