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DR. CRACKPOT
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DR. CRACKPOT
@dissonanceguzlr
ONE OF THE LEAD SCIENTISTS OF THE NEXUS CORE, PROUDLY SUPPORTING NEXUS CITY SINCE XXXX! GLORY TO OUR GOD EMPEROR, DIRECTOR PHOBOS! -not affiliated w Krinkels!-
SCIENCE TOWER Katılım Nisan 2026
25 Takip Edilen35 Takipçiler
@dissonanceguzlr Shut up, get off social media and do your job like you’re supposed to, Dr. Crackpot. I will not wait any longer for your work to be submitted, I need you to work on some other projects.
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SOMETIMES WHEN I GET SAD I LIKE TO BRING ONE OF THOSE LITTLE WIND UP TOYS TO WORK AND MAKE IT WALK OFF MY DESK AND ACT LIKE IT’S SENTIENT AND THAT I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO SAVE IT BUT DECIDED NOT TO AND NOW IT’S FAMILY HAS TO MOURN WITHOUT A BODY
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@GodEmperor20028 NO SIR! I PROMISE THOSE PAPERS YOU ASKED FOR ARE COMING VERY VERY SOON! IN FACT WITHIN THE MINUTE. I’VE BEEN MAKING SURE THEY’RE EXTRA EXTRA SPECIAL JUST FOR YOU MY GRACIOUS LORD!
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@dissonanceguzlr Is this what you have been doing instead of your work, which was due a week ago?
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@dissonanceguzlr Haven’t gotten it yet but uh. Maybe later. I’ll call you, don’t call me. But leave the pretzels and ranch at some point early.
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Hey. Signups opening up again at any point? I’ve been looking for a job, and you look like you need some extra manpower.
WARRICK.@SyntaxRuler
Ever since those viltrumites joined the farcade, the syntax numbers have been lowering. Luckily, the decepticons have made an alliance with us. But I'll need more manpower to ensure those farcade scums dust to history. Reply here, if you're worthy of joining the Syntax.
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@M3rc3n4ryy OKKKAAYYYY
SO WE STILL UP FOR WII U NIGHT RIGHT
I’LL BRING PRETZELS AND RANCH DIP
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@dissonanceguzlr I like getting paid. Besides, half the time this Warrick guy doesn’t even pay attention.
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HOW DO I JOIN ONE OF THESE LITTLE “COMPETITIONS” THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
I’M EXCELLENT AT GO FISH! I CAN BE FUN TO HANG AROUND WITH! I CAN FROLIC! AND BE FUN!
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DR. CRACKPOT retweetledi
EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS
without taking up too much space my two amazing partners are currently homeless so i will be opening my commissions and sending all of the money to them! fullbodies starting at $20 usd!
ko-fi.com/candiedbxnes
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WITH FURTHER FINDINGS OF THE REAL PERSON BEHIND THESE TWEETS…
@dissonanceguzlr MY OFFICE. TOMORROW NIGHT, CAPISCHE?
Ghosty@Ghostycheese
Dude I just found screenshots of the 2021 mag torture milk incident holy shit
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SERIOUS QUESTION OK IS SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED WITH GUYS GAY
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@dissonanceguzlr @meddybackup @TotllyNotDecade @RealWimbleton I guess. But it’ll be a one sided competition.
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IT IS. STUPID FUCKING SCIENTIST. I'M FIRING YOU.
DR. CRACKPOT@dissonanceguzlr
@TotllyNotDecade CLEARLY! SINCE MOTHERFUCKER DOES NOT START OR EVEN INCLUDE A J IT’S DEFINITELY NOT MOTHERFUCKER
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@dissonanceguzlr @meddybackup @TotllyNotDecade @RealWimbleton …Sure. Since I’ll win with ease, consider it a promise.
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@meddybackup @M3rc3n4ryy @TotllyNotDecade @RealWimbleton YES DIRECTOR WHATEVER YOU SAY GOES DIRECTOR! 🥰
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@dissonanceguzlr @M3rc3n4ryy @TotllyNotDecade @RealWimbleton YES.
NOW, I MUST TRAVEL TO THE STADIUM.
[Floats up with aura with cape flowing in the wind because Phobos is THAT guy for real]
S.Q. WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.
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@dissonanceguzlr @M3rc3n4ryy @TotllyNotDecade @RealWimbleton WHO GET S TO PROGRESS. IN A COMPETITION, CRACKPOT.
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@dissonanceguzlr @M3rc3n4ryy @TotllyNotDecade @RealWimbleton THIS TERRORISTIC MOTHERFUCKER RIGGED THE VOTES.
I'LL END HIS ASS.
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@Real_Gonne THERE WAS SOCKS ON BEFORE WE GOT IN THE BED AND THEN THE SOCKS CAME OFF BECAUSE WHO LIKES TO SLEEP IN SOCKS
AND IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
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@dissonanceguzlr If you both have socks on no but why are you asking
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@meddybackup @M3rc3n4ryy @TotllyNotDecade @RealWimbleton WHY ARE WE ALL FIGHTING I LOOKED AWAY FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS
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@M3rc3n4ryy @TotllyNotDecade @RealWimbleton I WILL FUCKING END YOU HANK J . WIMBLETON. YOU RIG THE VOTES.
I'LL RIG YOUR FUCKING LIFESPAN!
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE STADIUM MOTHERFUCKER.
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