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I slay. I’m a nerderess.

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Hyuralonic, azelaic, salicylic, AHA, BHA, lactic, glycolic. So much face acid in my bathroom that I’m on a watchlist.
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There seems to be an upper age limit for when we are expected to be willing to try a new kind of meat, but not for when trying new fish, why is that?
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@AlexNoonan6 The irony is that if only people who could *really* afford to go to NYU applied to NYU, the price and prestige of NYU would probably adjust downward dramatically. The availability of loans to go to NYU inflates both.
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@dissproportion like when you brought up my favorite subject, Aella's Most Publicly Embarrassing Sex Partners
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I like when people bring up a subject that I have A Take on and then I get to impress them with My Take. Like oh ho ho, I’ve thought about this for eighteen solid minutes before and my head is a filing cabinet with a folder cross-indexed for just this occasion!
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If you're wondering why fewer people read literary fiction today, compare these two novel openings. One was originally self-published. The other reflects the dominant style in contemporary publishing. The difference is night and day.
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Women over 35: before you consider a facelift or weird fillers, try shaving off the peach fuzz.
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When a man has to piss now
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Everybody, and I mean everybody, needs to take video of how they talk (ideally spontaneously) and then work on their vocal tics. Your voice can absolutely hold you back. Get somebody to tell you if you have a baby voice or always sound like you’re congested. We don’t all need to sound like news anchors, but nervous filler words/phrases, uptalk, vocal fry, and fading out at the end of sentences are easily addressed and make you sound 100x more competent.
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Meet the team who vetted Graham Platner. Their reaction after the interviewer asks about the Nazi tattoo speaks volumes.

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It’s only in the last 10-15 years that Americans truly dominated the top of the wealthiest people list and we need to talk about this way more.
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The European mind can’t comprehend this
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@cremieuxrecueil The left has more sun damage but the right has more wrinkles around her mouth. Not sure Botox is the deciding factor except for preventing wrinkles with movement.
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This twin comparison is really cool: Two twins where one barely (2 times ever) used Botox (left) and the other regularly (2-3 times/yr) used Botox (right), for a period of 13 years. The Botox user looks noticeably more youthful!
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Here's a really interesting one: Two identical twins who grew up together and worked similar jobs differed in that one of them smoked for decades and the other never smoked. Can you tell which is which just from photos?

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Making deviled eggs for a party. Is the rule of thumb one dozen per person, or two?
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I’m not one of these “no divorce under any circumstances short of physical violence” people, but one catch-22 I’ve observed is that once you divorce an unstable spouse, they often have *more* contact with your children without your moderating presence and sometimes invite similarly horrible stepparents into their lives as well.
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@MaryJackalope People on the internet always seem to have the pregnancy complications of malnourished communist peasants.
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