Michael Burks

@cmmn_askaz You don’t have to rub it in

fun fact you're not someone's crush

@teacher_mom03 @drpepper Idk how you drink all of that. That cup is bigger than your head!

FRIDAY!!! We made it! @drpepper filled and ready to conquer the day!!! 🥤

@ClownWorld I was alive and have no clue who she is. She looks like the cashier I just met at the Dollar General 🤷

Actress Laura Benanti boards a flight expecting recognition, runs into a group of theater kids and not a single one knows who she is, so she blames them for not being alive in 2008 🤡🌎 Imagine thinking you’re famous then mid boarding nobody cares 😭

@jenrenee I like one song from them. And even with that one I can’t stand them.

No one actually likes U2. They’ve just been forced on us for 50 years. Yes. 50.

@forevrblushing The thing is I can’t stand watching ads

Pluto TV doesn’t get talked about enough for still being free

@betwCk Nearly any sub shop is better than Subway.

Firehouse subs is hands down better than subway

@harbizard No I’m not lol

fun fact: you’re someone’s crush

@Stealth40k There’s no gays or blacks or trans people in it. Of course the critics will hate it.

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie currently has a 92% user average on Rotten Tomatoes. Very similar to the story of the original movie. Hated by most critics, loved by most people who went to see it in theaters.

@cynicallycute I’m old. I remember this well. Sigh

Hmm 🤔

@BrianRoemmele I understand the nostalgia. But I can get the forecast and other info far faster with any other weather app.

The Weather Channel On Your Phone. Link: weather.com/retro/ Hit the speaker button and turn up the Muzak!

@jondelarroz I grew up on Mario. And I’m a kid at heart who still plays Mario games. And I have no kids. Nothing wrong with an adult going to see the movie without kids.

I don't think I'd bother to go see Super Mario Galaxy without my kids personally. Seems like they're the target audience, which is not a bad thing.

@Daily_MailUS Clearly ABC is raaaacist!

Good Morning America BOOTS one of its anchors from show after declining to renew her contract trib.al/PK9hlCo

@weatherchannel I wish The Weather Channel would go back to the 90’s…

I think my app just time traveled back to the 90’s…are you seeing this?!

@teacher_mom03 There are very few excellent teachers in this world. You are in an elite class. I wish they paid you your worth.

Giving myself a pep talk to go to school today. I am exhausted... Happy Wednesday! ❤️

@BBGreatMoments The kid did not get to keep it tho lol

Manager gets tossed, then hands third base to a kid on his way out.

@sizzle_sarah I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Does this mean indictments are coming soon?

@MistyBluefla I’m armed. So I’d be popping off.

Question for Christians; What would you do if you were at church worshiping God when a gang of Muslims barge in and start slaughtering everyone in the church including women and children? Would you turn the other cheek or fight these monsters? I know what I would do!

@MikuMiku_hmhm It’s because people will follow a hot girl any day of the week.

1ポストで1200人増えた…。ビビる🥺笑

@TheSCIF She won’t be charged. She’s part of a very protected class.

They're all committing FRAUD! AOC did it AGAIN and got caught spending $19K worth of campaign cash on KETAMINE THERAPY. AFTER... AOC already got caught spending $50k worth of campaign cash on a Bad Bunny concert, high-end hotels, and catering in Puerto Rico. CHARGE HER.

@jondelarroz Didn’t care for Enterprise but the others are very good.

There are only five Star Trek series.