The Gentleman Distiller

Recently rewatched the sequels and I’m praying that in 10years I can see what’s good about them like I can the prequels now, because wow they were terrible #StarWars

@westaustralian How about we just leave the family alone now and let them try get over it. Oh that’s right it doesn’t make you any money.

#BREAKING: Mark McGowan has revealed details of his first visit to Cleo Smith, a day after she was rescued by police from a Carnarvon house: bit.ly/3ENhHL7

@Kopperkitto And I thought I’d had a good Friday! But yours sounds 👌👌👌

Just stopped by the Greg’s factory to pick up a bag of sausage rolls straight from the mothership. Happy Friday!

Ugggh recently did a course that claim once you’ve done it you’re a master distiller! 1) I feel dumber for doing it 2) there are brands that claim they have a master distiller because they’ve done this course #Bullshit #KillMeNow #ImNotAMasterDistillerButNeitherAreThey

This screams quick create another story so people forget we’re pieces of shit! bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

@SueYeap A T-shirt I ordered in the states last week today landed at Perth airport. DHL have sent me a message saying it’s in the depot will be with you by the 11th of November. 🤦‍♂️

Sending my daughter some kitchen bits and bobs and linen… would not have thought this was the closest store. Be curious to see when it arrives. 🤣

Hahahahaha it’s funny that @westaustralian has ran reports on this venues frankly terrible work ethics and then runs an article saying it’s covid related why no one wants to work for them!

When someone low balls you an offer on a domain you own and you counter-offer the maximum... 🍿🙃

@MartinPakulaMP Hope so I’ve had a $20 bet on it for a few months

Hearing whispers that Dom Perrottet is about to visit the Governor General and call a federal election for December 11……

@IncredibleCulk Then what’s the point #BoycottTheHomeAloneReboot

Hey y'all. Just a heads up since I've been getting this question a lot today: I am NOT in the new Home Alone reboot. I wish all involved the best of luck though.

@TheGinLordUK Happy birthday buddy

When asked what I wanted for my birthday - I said sleep, booze and comfort. I got 2 out of 3 so can’t complain…😴

People need to remember that email was the replacement of the letter not the text message. Il respond on my time ie when I’m not sat at the pub having food with mates! #MeTime

Post a pic of you that looks like an album cover

@MSchoderboeck @9NewsPerth You would be surprised how much alcohol permeates your clothing while you’re working around 1000s of ltrs a day in the distillery

@distillertim @9NewsPerth I mean unless your knocking off work with booze poured over you moments before getting into the car it doesn't sound like that will be a problem. Its not just detecting ANY alco in the air.

Australian cars fitted with an advanced sensor that 'sniffs' alcohol in the air will make it impossible to drink and drive in a matter of years. #9News 9Soci.al/Icvo50Goi8n

@jezebeltravels @wanderinghelene This story is incredible!

Just remembered the time @wanderinghelene and I ran out of gas on an Italian highway on the way to a conference + the only man who even tried to help us was carrying a bag of his own shit 🙃

One hour into #BlackWidow and thank god I didn’t pay to see it in the cinema. #Marvel dropped the ball on this one!

@England @FIFAWorldCup It didn’t come home then either!

Historic. 🙌 #OnThisDay 2️⃣0️⃣ years ago, David Beckham sent the #ThreeLions to the 2002 @FIFAWorldCup! 🤩

@SueYeap Haha I will say it’s super thought provoking and interesting but in true Korean movie style it’s pretty full on with blood

@distillertim Turns out my son has watched the whole season. I’m not sure I can stomach it!

Finally watched squid game 🤯 though now I just want to watch battle royale, which is probably not the take the director wanted people to take from it!

If you bbq runs on gas not coals then I just don’t see how you can say you’re good at bbqing. What you’ve got is an outside oven and hob not a bbq! #YesAustraliaIMeanYou