Distortion Brewing Company

We have a brand new beer to try, with a brand new hop! Dolcita hops were only released into the UK in August 2025. Expect Topical Fruit and Citrus from these hops. We think Grapefruit is the stand out flavour and aroma. #dolcitahops #taproom #paleale #battersea #clapham

Don't forget we have a quiz every Sunday ay 5pm, professionally hosted by The Big Fat Quiz Company. The prize for the winning team is a £30 bar tab, but after the quiz we play a Higher Lower card game, and one lucky person can win a cash prize! This week it will be £75!

@JoeDavis74 And now a booking for 20 not turned up , people are so inconsiderate these days. That's 30 people in just one day

@JoeDavis74 Correct and it happens A LOT!

It's our last pub quiz of 2024 today and we are making it a big one! £100 cash prize to someone, £30 bar tab to winning team, mince pies, games, and spot prices!! Prize for best Xmas attire!

Stand Up Comedy is back at Distortion on Sat Oct 12th! There will be the usual great line up supplied by Comedy South West, coupled with great craft beer! Tickets: eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedy-south…

Had a great afternoon @distortion_brew They even do bottled beers now! Best in South London

Our quiz is on this week, and there is no work on Monday, why not enjoy some craft beer and a great quiz! Team prize is a £30 bar tab, however, one lucky individual could go home with £75 cash! Table bookings via DM or email info@distortionbrewing.co.uk From 5pm to 7pm

It's Quarter Final time! We are showing England's game on Saturday and expect a full house. That means we really advise pre-booking a table. Email info@distortionbrewing.co.uk #taproom #euros2024 #clapham #battersea #sw4 #sw11 #sw8 22 h

We've still got some room for the England V Slovakia game. Email info@distortionbrewing.co.uk to reserve a table!

2 days to go! Euro 2024 kicks off on Friday night and we have two large screens showing all the action!! Table bookings advised for all the bigger matches, including the opening match on Friday. info@distortionbrewing.co.uk

We are showing the FA Cup Final on Saturday afternoon on our two big screens!

A reminder it's comedy night tonight! Admission is by ticket only. Tickets are just £5 in advance, or £7 on the door. Advance tickets are available from: eventbrite.co.uk/o/comedy-south… Or scan the QR code in the poster. #comedy #standupcomedy #battersea #clapham #sw8 #sw11 #sw4

Come on down for out Pub Quiz every Sunday! There is £30 bar tab for the winning team. PLUS! We play "Play Your Cards Right" after the quiz where we have a rolling cash pot for one lucky winner. This week the cash pot is up to £75!

We are showing the England game tonight!

Six Nations comes to a climax on Saturday! England's win last weekend means an exciting last day. Many twists and turns to be expected.......do not miss out........table bookings strongly advised!!! info@distortionbrewing.co.uk or DM.

We now have a happy hour every Thursday, 5pm to 7pm on our house brews. Just £5 a pint!

Rugby Six Nations starts on Friday. We have a brand new massive 75in TV to add to our existing TV, plus bigger sound!! It's double the experience, so book a table now so you don't miss out! And what a game to open with on Friday!

Special Offer for New Year's Eve! £5 a pint from 5pm to 9pm, and £10 a Takeaway Litre, on our beers. Drink in or out and get a NYE's discount before 9pm! We are open from 5pm to 1am on New Year's Eve! #distortionbrewing #taproom #craftbeer #newyear