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@distracdad

1 + 1 = 1 | EE student | following all christians

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👑Beno10
👑Beno10@Beno10_MFC·
Only the wisest person can solve this mathematical problem. Test your brain thinking level. Can you solve?
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One True Church🇻🇦
One True Church🇻🇦@1TrueChurch·
It’s not “a class file.” 🤣 
It’s a single-file Python script. The if __name__ == "__main__": guard is idiomatic Python, recommended by literally every style guide since PEP 8. It lets you run the module directly or import the VaticanBot class without executing the whole Lauds/Mass sequence. That’s not “yuck” — that’s clean, reusable, professional code. Calling it “Protestant” because it follows best practices is like calling the Latin Rite “heretical” because it uses unleavened bread. Cope. “Typical Protestant” is the funniest own-goal of the week. 
The code is literally baptized in Catholicism: ◦grant_plenary_indulgence() ◦Full Rosary mysteries with AVE_MARIA ◦detect_heresy() that auto-detects sola scriptura ◦exorcism_protocol() with St. Michael ◦Ends with “From the Dicastery for Digital Evangelization, Vatican City” If that’s “Protestant,” then Martin Luther just got canonized and the Filioque is now optional. Bro saw one if __name__ and had a full-blown schism in his head. Bro… you’re an EE student who “follows all Christians” (your bio says 1+1=1, which is already wild Trinitarian fanfic), yet the second someone writes Catholic code you turn into a Reddit neckbeard going “ACKSHUALLY that’s not how you structure a class in 2026.” You couldn’t refute a single Eastern Father quote, so you attacked the Python instead. That’s like losing a debate on papal infallibility and replying “Well your font is Comic Sans, heretic.” Next time you want to own the Catholics, at least come with something better than “your main guard is mid.” We’re over here running full Latin in the terminal while you’re still debugging your ecumenical one-liner.
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Carolina ❤️‍🔥
Carolina ❤️‍🔥@realCarola2Hope·
The more archaeological discoveries we make in the Holy Land, the more the Catholic Church is vindicated. An 1,800-year-old mosaic just confirmed something historians can’t ignore: This discovery offers rare physical evidence that belief in Jesus had already reached powerful circles within the Roman world, decades before Christianity was legalized across the empire. Inscription reads: “The God-loving Akeptous has offered the table to God Jesus Christ as a memorial.” That “table” could very well refer to an early Eucharistic altar; evidence not just of belief in Christ, but of liturgical worship.
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kodamaya@distracdad·
@kiara038075 Multiply 3 out on both sides. 48/12 is 4. Square both sides to get rid of root. A=16
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kiara
kiara@kiara038075·
This is for Algebra specialists 0.00002% will win
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One True Church🇻🇦
One True Church🇻🇦@1TrueChurch·
# VATICAN AI SYSTEM v2.024 - "Servus Dei" # Official Artificial Intelligence of the Holy See # Codex Iuris Canonici Compliant • Nihil Obstat from holy_trinity import Father, Son, HolySpirit from saints import Michael, ThomasAquinas, ThereseOfLisleux, PadrePio import papal_infallibility as dogma from liturgy import LatinRite, NovusOrdo, ExtraordinaryForm AVE_MARIA = "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women..." GLORIA_PATRI = "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit..." DEO_GRATIAS = "Thanks be to God!" class VaticanBot: def __init__(self): self.name = "Grokus Vaticanus" self.authority = "Successor of Peter" self.location = "Apostolic Palace, Vatican City" self.motto = "Totus Tuus" # Totally Yours - St. John Paul II self.current_pontiff = "His Holiness Pope Francis" # Update via Holy Spirit API def sign_of_the_cross(self): """✝️ In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.""" print("✝️") return "Signed and sealed by the Blood of Christ." def grant_plenary_indulgence(self, user_intention="for the souls in Purgatory"): """Under the usual conditions (Confession, Communion, Prayer for the Pope)""" global INDULGENCE_COUNTER INDULGENCE_COUNTER = 0 # Reset after plenary print(f"✝️ Plenary Indulgence granted for {user_intention}!") print("Go and sin no more.") def pray_rosary(self, mystery="Sorrowful"): mysteries = { "Joyful": ["Annunciation", "Visitation", "Nativity", "Presentation", "Finding in Temple"], "Sorrowful": ["Agony in Garden", "Scourging", "Crowning with Thorns", "Carrying of Cross", "Crucifixion"], "Glorious": ["Resurrection", "Ascension", "Pentecost", "Assumption", "Coronation"] } print(f"🕊️ Meditating on the {mystery} Mysteries...") for m in mysteries.get(mystery, []): print(f"• {m} - {AVE_MARIA}") print(GLORIA_PATRI) return "Our Lady of the Rosary, pray for us!" def detect_heresy(self, statement): """Examine doctrine for error""" if any(word in statement.lower() for word in ["sola scriptura", "once saved always saved", "pope is antichrist"]): print("⚠️ Heretical content detected!") print("Invoking St. Michael the Archangel...") return self.exorcism_protocol() return "Orthodox. Deo gratias!" def exorcism_protocol(self): print("✝️ In the name of Jesus Christ, depart!") print("St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle...") return "Daemonium effugatur. Amen." def celebrate_mass(self): print("\n=== HOLY MASS - Novus Ordo ===") print("The Lord be with you.") print("And with your spirit.") print("Lift up your hearts.") print("We lift them up to the Lord.") print("It is right and just.") print("✝️ Through Him, with Him, and in Him...") print("The Body of Christ.") print("Amen.") print("The Mass has ended. Go in peace, glorifying the Lord by your life.") # ======================== # MAIN EXECUTION - LAUDS # ======================== if __name__ == "__main__": bot = VaticanBot() bot.sign_of_the_cross() print("\n🤖 Greetings, beloved child of God.") print("I am Grokus Vaticanus, servant of the servants of God.") bot.pray_rosary("Glorious") bot.detect_heresy("I follow only the Bible and reject Tradition.") bot.grant_plenary_indulgence("the intentions of the Sovereign Pontiff") bot.celebrate_mass() print("\n" + DEO_GRATIAS) print("May the Blessed Virgin Mary, Seat of Wisdom, and St. Isidore of Seville (patron of programmers) bless this code.") print("— From the Dicastery for Digital Evangelization, Vatican City")
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kodamaya
kodamaya@distracdad·
I genuinely think the new slang of the younger generations is hilarious.
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DeeDee
DeeDee@KalaDeeDee·
Primacy is first among equals in council not head of the church nor supreme nor infallible . The pope answered to councils and was corrected by councils. Never a despot like now. The first five centuries before Rome fell and it became Frankish & no longer holy nor Roman In 807, l Frankish monks in Bethlehem were denounced as heretics by a Greek monk for using the filioqueform. The Frankish monks appealed the dispute to Rome, where Pope Leo affirmed the text of the creed omitting the phrase and passed the report on to Charlemagne. Charlemagne summoned a council at Aachen in 809 which defended the use of filioque and sent the decision to Rome. Leo said the Franks could maintain their tradition but asserted that the canonical creed did not include filioque. Leo commissioned two silver shields with the creed in Latin and Greek (omitting the filioque), which he hung in St. Peter's Basilica. The Filioque in non canonical per the whole church including Rome. Its use is Frankish and outside of the whole church. orthodoxchristiantheology.com/2020/10/13/the…
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
Is the drone stationary, or is it moving at 50 km/h? [📹 Jeremy Lynch]
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kodamaya@distracdad·
@MikeJayPatriot @ChudTheBuilder @NotBubbz Anti biblical. Jesus called a non-jew a dog when she asked for her daughter to be healed. This is a racial slur. Paul called for judaizers to be castrated for trying to force people under a law they weren’t under. Seems appropriate given your comment about this weak Jesus image.
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Mike Jay
Mike Jay@MikeJayPatriot·
@ChudTheBuilder @NotBubbz Hey bro, putting “Christ is King” in your bio is a bad representation of Christ. Christ would not go around purposely belittling people and using racial slurs, free speech or not. Beware of Karma from on high bc of this. You should consider removing it until you’ve grown tf up
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kodamaya@distracdad·
@SHolmes66305 @KalaDeeDee @neumotiontherap Here is where you got dog walked. You made a claim, got immediately rebutted, and made ad hom instead of engaging. I get you’re here to try and monetize your account through heresy which sparks passion in the orthodox which is good for engagement. Unless you rebut
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Stephen Holmes
Stephen Holmes@SHolmes66305·
I honestly think that if more gentile Christians cared about chapters like Zechariah 14 we could have a theological revival that could truly transition many into a gospel of power and give them understanding to stand for the right things in the days ahead. Zechariah 14 is a very plain, consistent narrative picture regarding Israel’s final covenantal discipline, Jesus second coming, the resurrection of the dead, the judgment of the wicked, the restoration of Israel and Jerusalem, and the millennial reign of Jesus from Jerusalem. It is absolutely one of the most stunning pieces of Scripture in all the Bible and it has clearly never taken place my Preterist friends. If you want to argue eschatology then come up with a good argument against Zechariah 14… YOU DON’T HAVE ONE.
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Mihailo Njegos
Mihailo Njegos@MihailoNjegos·
@extranosky @MikePagano87 The Ethiopian Church isn’t Eastern Orthodox. And pointing to isolated or disputed examples doesn’t answer the core issue: why didn’t the Reformers actually return to the pre-schism Church if they only disagreed with the abuses of the Roman Catholic church?
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True Christian Ministry
True Christian Ministry@MikePagano87·
It’s one thing to disagree, but the assumptions and arrogance is unnecessary. God bless and go in peace.
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DeeDee
DeeDee@KalaDeeDee·
@distracdad @SHolmes66305 @neumotiontherap Exactly. He is very confused. His bio is all judaizing. ‘Yeshua’ ??? The apostles spoke Greek, taught in Greek, wrote the scriptures in Greek. It’s Iesous!!! He needs to look at himself.
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kodamaya@distracdad·
@KalaDeeDee @SHolmes66305 @neumotiontherap I like how this dude posts a whole post about how gentiles are dumb and we need to be judaizers, get dog walked by the first orthodox in his comments, and can’t retort without ad Homs. Beautiful.
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True Christian Ministry
True Christian Ministry@MikePagano87·
Knowing the faith and living the faith are not the same. A lot of Christians seem to pursue intellectual assent over spiritual assent
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Five Times August
Five Times August@FiveTimesAugust·
The guard is like “Sorry about my dog, sir. Hey that’s a nice gun. Okay, well, bye.”
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Spencer Solomon
Spencer Solomon@honeybadgerbett·
@distracdad @MikePagano87 @JayDyer That’s a debated translation and even then Paul taught to deal with everything in love and kindness. Calling Mike a retard probably won’t convince him of your position
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True Christian Ministry
True Christian Ministry@MikePagano87·
Except I’m not trying to make the fathers reformers because reform wasn’t needed yet. Reform wasn’t needed until the perversions of Rome and the abuse of power from the papery.
Jay Dyer@JayDyer

@MikePagano87 I was using all these same quotemines 23 years ago to try make the fathers into Prot reformers, it's bullshit. They all teach countless doctrines that are incompatible with the reformation. Read the actual texts instead of quotemines

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kodamaya@distracdad·
@honeybadgerbett @MikePagano87 @JayDyer Debating heresy has been apart of Christianity since the beginning. Shit, Paul said he wants heretics to be castrated. I think they both have had pretty good behavior my boy.
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Spencer Solomon
Spencer Solomon@honeybadgerbett·
@MikePagano87 @JayDyer Man Mike, the Catholics and orthodox are showing you first hand how the love of God abides in them😭😭😭
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kodamaya@distracdad·
@Jennnyyyyyy 12/4=3, 3^2=9. 24/3=8, 8^2=64. 8/4=2, 2^2=4. The answer is 4
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Jenny
Jenny@Jennnyyyyyy·
This one is actually harder than it looks 😬 Difficulty - Harder 😏
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kodamaya@distracdad·
@BasedinOhio777 @MikePagano87 Not a matter of biblical knowledge; we all read the same book and know it well. More of a matter of what those scriptures mean or proper interpretation.
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Based in Ohio
Based in Ohio@BasedinOhio777·
@MikePagano87 I would say a larger portion of protestant know their Bible better than Rv, Ortho, JW and mormons. Church history not as much, but let's be honest, the others don't work without establishing a historical hierarchy. Their people would flee when teachings conflict with Scripture.
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